That was one of the best Farley sketches on SNL.

Announcer guy voice: "We're here at this five star restaurant where we've secretly replaced their coffee with Folger's crystals"

Farley (jumping up and throwing a tantrum equivalent to a human tornado): "You did what?!!"

You lost me there.

Any more guesses?
Or should I post the answer?
Or does noone give a hoot?

Ahh, so thats what that po// was for

I've decided that if we had a poster here that was an unemployed fatass momma's boy who played with himself while fantasizing about Star Wars characters and spent his time f**king with adults who HAVE jobs and families that I would put that poster on ignore and not mention their name.

Thankfully we don't have anyone here on The Planet like that.

[edit] If we did though I might equate his name to "s**t", therefore I'd need to take an "unnamed poster". [/edit]

Damn I cant find it. Thats too bad, its freakin' hilarious.

I think that's what he was working up to.

Borracho, I give up

Sumo wrestling....
 

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...3D10%26hl%3Den

A tussle has broken out in Japan's tradition-bound sumo world
over the right to wear pants in the ring.

Gargantuan sumo wrestlers generally compete naked, except for a "mawashi," an
arrangement of wrapped cloth that protects the bare minimum.

Sumo's amateur association hit upon the idea of allowing shy youngsters to wear
"sumo pants," a more substantial garment similar to cycling shorts.
They hoped this would stop the decline in number of children taking up the sport.

"Pubescent kids are not going to want to take part if they don't look cool,"
according to one amateur sumo official quoted in a local newspaper.

The sport's professional body, the Nihon Sumo Kyokai, however, has made clear
that it will not allow wrestlers in pants to take part in youth tournaments at
the national stadium in Tokyo.

"The national stadium has its rules and ways of doing things," a Sumo Kyokai spokesman told the paper. "We have no intention of allowing children in
pants into the ring."

jerk!
:)

Got it..

Flattery will not work on me.

DAMMIT!!!

Pussy.

Pussy

You should at least wait until I take this huge dump.

:hmmm:

Why?

Will he be able to smell it?

I think that's referred to as a splash report.

There's no way I'm taking anything with a porous surface in there with me. I'm already going to have to repaint and refinish the woodwork when I'm done.

Could wake him up.

I believe we coined the phrase "poop blogging".

What the hell is going on in here?

Pussy!

Whatever.

I have no idea what a blog is.

If it wasn't for post-whoring I'd say we should do the 10:30 in the chat room.

Simplex3 sure does have a lot of hate in his life. Something must be going awfully wrong.

The same old shit.

...or plogging

Hmmmm... :hmmm:

Awesome, can someone catch me up?

You're waiting for Simplex to drop a load.

Keep up, damnit!

You only missed like 40 posts.

I am, or everybody is?

I don't know about the rest of you but I sure the hell am.

You were going to bed.

You apparently decided to wait for Simplex to unload.

So the answer is you, to the best of my knowledge.

I ate so f**king much at the Super Bowl party that I gained 3lbs. FROM ONE MEAL. Sure, it was a 4 hour meal, but still. I desperately need to offload some of the pressure that's sure to be building in my colon.

My 5 year old daughter said it best in the 4th quarter. "Boy, the Super Bowl sure does taste good."

That was Simply Red, dumbass.

Wow.

I was?



I don't remember the last time I went to bed at 10. Are you confusing me with somebody else?

They all look the same to me.

HAHAHAHAHA

You guys are getting slow.

Yes, yes I am.

Damn, you beat me by like 30 seconds.


I'm a pussy.

Maybe you're a HUGE pussy?

Ok, everyone wish me luck. I'm going in.

Shouldn't you be posting about Berryilium spheres?

Don't blow an O ring.

They call it the Thunder Dome, 2 Men Enter, 1 Man Leaves.

Ok, against my better judgment I brought the laptop in with me. Just in case I need moral support.

Cool, a splash by splash report.



Well not cool, but should be entertaining.

Remember to follow the rules.

Wow, it's every bit as awful as I thought it would be. :fart:

I can't, the smell is just too distracting.

This place has gone to shit ever since Phobia came back.

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***** Q U A L I F I C A T I O N R U L E S
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1. You must post before the first kid splashes down.

2. You must post between the first and last kid.

3. You must post between the last kid and wiping.

4. You must post between wiping and flushing.

5. You must summarize the experience post-flush.

Dear God.

How much Lysol can you spray in a room this size before you asphyxiate?

Well, so far I'm still on track with the rules.

I believe the planet has sunk to a new low.

Consider this fulfilling req#3.

Ok, there was sufficient quantity that I had to break out old faithful, but I still feel like it wasn't enough. I'm going to have to stay up a while in hopes of working that out.

So, anyone else find themselves not really looking forward to next season?

I'm guessing you didn't wash your hands?

I've looked forward to every season for 40+ years.

I just haven't had any expectations for 35 of those years.

I am NOT that guy.

Nothing is more disturbing that the guy who walks out of the bathroom without washing his hands and putting those d**k hands on the door knob on the way out.

Well, the guy who get the germs a little damp in the sink before grabbing the door handle is worse, I guess.

USE THE SOAP.

I would post more on this thread but I don't know what is going and don't care.

Good deal.

You know, I gave up Sunday Ticket before this last year, I missed whole games this past year, and I'm not even wondering when the next one starts. I'm beginning to be apathetic about the whole thing.

We like it that way.

A) We know that about you

B) Neither does anyone else in here

You never know what the **** is going on.
That hasn't stopped you from making over 11,000 inane posts.

No!

I just don't care.

At least you have Royals Baseball to look forward to.

When I was working the hell desk I was in the bathroom taking a leak on the way to a call at one guy's desk. In the pisser I'm standing next to a guy who's doing his own thing, then he steps back, looks at one of his hands, then wipes them on his PANTS. Then leaves.

I get to the desk I'm supposed to go to and it's HIM. He tells me the problem he's having and motions to his keyboard, like *I'm* going to touch that right after he did. Dude, you had something on your hands. Pee, schmegma, whatever. You didn't wash them, you wiped them on your pants. Those same hands that you're rubbing on your keyboard with now.

So he gets all offended that I won't work on his PC after I tell him that I'm not doing it until I can bring up my own keyboard and mouse. Funny part is, he didn't need an explanation of *why* I wouldn't, he got that all by himself. He finally says something like "oh, like I'm the only guy who doesn't wash his hands".

I asked him how he'd feel if he came back to his cube and found me rubbing my c**k on his keyboard. He thought about that for a moment and then waited for me to get back with my own peripherals.