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J Diddy 07-02-2013 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9789857)
These are just numbers anymore, no longer a ranking. The proof is simple. Me. :)

Whatever you wanna tell yourself so you can live with the shame of Clay being ranked higher than you.

DaneMcCloud 07-02-2013 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 9789825)
glass houses, I fully expect a roasting soon. It's the internet and it's serious.

You did a great job, Red, but there's so much more that could have been mined from Jehovah's Witness, virgin, WPI, multiple bannings, multiple name changes, massive immaturity, being a scofflaw to internet dating, banging GILFS and so on.

Iowanian 07-02-2013 10:36 PM

That's a pretty good roast of kcnaive, dreck....probably more accurate if you'd have put that gif into a cold shower first.

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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 9789844)


Simply Red 07-02-2013 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 9789865)
You did a great job, Red, but there's so much more that could have been mined from Jehovah's Witness, virgin, WPI, multiple bannings, multiple name changes, massive immaturity, being a scofflaw to internet dating, banging GILFS and so on.

oh yeah, it took me 10 mins - but 20 after the edits lol. It felt nice, I think it was a fair look. I don't have the attention-span to make a project out of it.

Hammock Parties 07-02-2013 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 9789865)
You did a great job, Red, but there's so much more that could have been mined from Jehovah's Witness, virgin, WPI, multiple bannings, multiple name changes, massive immaturity, being a scofflaw to internet dating, banging GILFS and so on.

LMAO

I would enjoy another roasting, especially by you.

Hammock Parties 07-02-2013 10:38 PM

BTW it's ex-JW, let's please get it right.

Hammock Parties 07-02-2013 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9789827)
He's online killing off his Webkins with mouseclicks instead.

This sounds like a euphemism.

I'm not angry. Merely disappointed.

DaneMcCloud 07-02-2013 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER (Post 9789876)
LMAO

I would enjoy another roasting, especially by you.

If I can find the time, it would be fun. Not hurtful (much like Donger's) but fun.

Direckshun 07-02-2013 10:47 PM

Donger's roast was hurtful?

Other than the odd punchline here or there, it was 100% true. Teedub's a hardcore tin-foil-hatter.

Phobia 07-02-2013 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER (Post 9789878)
This sounds like a euphemism.

It is not. Are you denying virtual pets exist in your web-world?

Mr. Flopnuts 07-02-2013 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9789864)
Whatever you wanna tell yourself so you can live with the shame of Clay being ranked higher than you.

Oh, Clay is definitely ranked higher than me. Love him or hate him, there isn't a single member here who provides more enjoyable Chiefs material than he does. The videos, the gif threads, the incredible trolling of rival fans. He's top 3. Maybe tops period. I know people will gnash their teeth over this post, but it's the honest to God's truth.

Mr. Flopnuts 07-02-2013 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 9789889)
Donger's roast was hurtful?

Other than the odd punchline here or there, it was 100% true. Teedub's a hardcore tin-foil-hatter.

I'm pretty sure he was saying his would be non hurtful like Donger's.

Iowanian 07-02-2013 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 9789889)
Donger's roast was hurtful?

Other than the odd punchline here or there, it was 100% true. Teedub's a hardcore tin-foil-hatter.



This is the location I would be inserting the gif from tw's newscast "like whoa"

Direckshun 07-02-2013 10:50 PM

You know what I hate?

I hate it when characters on TV or in movies say the same thing twice for cheap emotional effect.

"I believe so, lad.

...

I believe so."

DaneMcCloud 07-02-2013 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 9789889)
Donger's roast was hurtful?

Other than the odd punchline here or there, it was 100% true. Teedub's a hardcore tin-foil-hatter.

:facepalm:

For the record, I think that the roast idea is brilliant, but believe it or not, I'm not a fan of hurting someone's feelings during the roast.

All this "He's fat, they're fat", blah, blah, blah is cheap. Cheap laughs. Not funny.

It's like saying "You're bald, it's so funny". Well, it's not.


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