Why yes; yes it is. :D

they had lunch, then went out and she got drunk and he took her home

ROFL I believe this is spot on.

...Sounds eventful.

then he took advantage of her dog, apparently.

No, that was SP's secret that I'm keeping. :)

her dog? peanut butter?

FYP

Apparently her dog felches...

Why else would she bring up a dog story and felching all in the same thread.

Could explain Gochiefs fetish with peanut butter. Hell, Gochiefs idea of a blind date is splashing some Skippy behind his ears and heading to the dog pound to meet up with his next bitch

Hmmm....

That's the same thing I do when I go to meet up with your mom.

:hmmm:

If you would reread, you'll find tht SP brought up the dog story. He was telling me not to mention it. And BigChiefDave brought up felching, also referring to SP. It's funny how stories can get so twisted.

I heard luv, Crazy Guy, SP and BigChiefDave were playing Twister... that's when the felching came into play with the dog.

Gross, luv... just.... gross.

See, luv... wouldn't it be easier if you just gave up some details?




However... it's probably more fun for us if you don't. :p

LMAO

Exactly.

So... tell us anyway.

:banghead:

Tease...

You guy's versions are much more entertaining. FAR more.

I wouldn't say that...

Any Blumpkin action?

No... but with the peanut butter and the dog, they did invent the Dirty Rover.

:spock:
EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Yeah.... somehow, I don't think luv's dad had ANY idea how depraved she was when he called her sex life "pathetic".

Dude, you really ARE sober! Sincerity on the Planet? :shake: [/sarcasm]

Oh....I thought he was referring to her felching dog named "Snowball"

This thread hasn't lost it's burst, IT NEVER HAD ONE!

I just scrolled through 45 pages of nothing. This is like the Seinfled episode where they're waiting to be seated at the Chinese restaurant the whole time.

The best thing about this thread is the fake beyotch GoCheap posted. That gal is Texas, all the way.

Way to keep them hangin' Luv.

It's a lot better if you've been following from the beginning.

Well... it could be worse. It could be commercials.

Yes, it was. We saw all stages of a first date excitement, nerves, anticipation, and immense passion all on this thread.

WTF is this, the Lifetime Channel?

Yeah, kinda like your TGI Friday's ad campaign :p













I had to, sorry

No sh1t. :p

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Dammit! :cuss: :banghead:

One appearance from TinyEvil and there's ****ing commercials here!!!

I dont know, Pops logging on to talk about his daughter pathetic sex live(he said it, not me) was pretty damn classic.

You guys keep asking for details whenever there aren't any. At least not the type you're wanting. I could tell you about jagerbombs and jello shots at Ernie Biggs, but enough of you have seen me drink before. I'm just enjoying reading about whatever it is you guys think I might've done.

Ah, with this I realize I don't need to read the whole thread. We're apparently still waiting for details.

So you blacked out?

No. I'm saying there are no details.

No second date ?

Did you dress him up like Endelt?

I think what the people are saying is that to not give details after you go to the trouble to showcase an event on the Planet in advance makes it look like there is something that you don't want to be common knowledge.

When I was in college, you could usually tell if something happened but a person wouldn't want to admit it. You could ask your friend, "Hey Bob, did you hook up with tons-of-fun-Tina last weekend? I saw you chatting her up at the bar." If he didn't want to talk about it or he waffled or said it was none of your business, then you just assume he rode her home, because if he hadn't done it then he would have just denied it.

See what I mean... If you hadn't made it a planet publicity event then nobody would really care. To do that beforehand and then clam up the next day is going to make people say, what gives?

Or...what she didnt give.. :hmmm: :hmmm:

That's what im wondering, im really bored

I was nervous and excited. And, actually, I thought it would make for an entertaining thread. I was entertained, so I'm happy. I clam up for two reasons. 1. It's enteraining to see what you guys would come up with. 2. I can give details from the weekend, but you guys aren't focused on that.

Saturday:
Lunch
Tour of Springfield
Drinks
Ernie Biggs

Sunday:
Lunch
Movie and TV
Dinner

Today:
Lunch

You gotta wonder if Creepy Dude knows about the milk price increase

Third date. **** his brains out.

So is he in town for awhile then??

Have you had any physical contact yet? Hug? Kiss?

No. Lunch today was the last time I'll see him.

He hugged me today when he dropped me off. Saturday night is kind of fuzzy. I believe there was some hugging and hand holding. I don't recall any kissing.

The check bounced huh

Did you lose consciousness?

Do you intend to see him again?

If he ever wants to come to Springfield again, we'll hang out. I don't see anything romantic in our future though.

Butt ugly, eh?

Why not?

Probably a smart way to go about it since he won't be around.

After reading all the posts its clear whats going on..


Gochiefs has a crush on luv..and luv did this to make him jealous...


its the War of the Roses

After reading this thread, I think I was better off thinking that "felching" was burping and farting at the same time.

So this guy stuck around for three days for a hearty hug?

Jeez....

Man, I'm glad I'm a married guy. Dating again would really be a pain.

I'm also amused that this thread is as brutally long as it is. I can see all these lonely CP guys, hovered in the dark over their keyboards, in their parent's basement, panting for details, like this was some kind of made for "Lifetime TV" movie special starring Farrah Fawcett.

"Details....gimme Details....gimme........gimme.....uuuuuuuughnnnnn......JESUS MOM! KNOCK FIRST!!!

So you got some free meals and booze, rock on

:hmmm:

I'm wanting to know if he was the same guy in person that you liked online. If you hit it off at all, if he was a gentlemen, etc.

Probably a good thing luv long distance romances NEVER work unless one person moves

then it isn't a long-term relationship anymore

It's not a relationship. Period. It's a friendship.

So was he as cool as you thought he'd be or a total loser that you just patted on the back as he gave you a hug.

did he step on a landmine in vietnam?

He was a really cool guy. I really enjoyed hanging out with him. I just didn't feel any "chemistry".

aka, didn't make you wet in the pants

Is that feeling mutual?

I'm thinking yes, but I don't know for sure.

But you let him know how you feel?

Well atleast you got a new friend and food, definetly make sure he takes you out for free drinks and food everytime he comes in hehe. I assume he liked you more?

Not another friend with benefits?

No.

dating advice from donger is like asking directions from the blind

We pretty much acted the same toward each other. We haven't talked about that yet.