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Andy Reid appreciation thread (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=317847)

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Originally Posted by rabblerouser (Post 14562452)

Haley got a raw ****ing deal. But he sure didn't underachieve. His teams OVERACHEIVED. Was he perfect? No. But he had a sack of assholes at QB and a giant bag of dicks for a GM, and still won the division in 2010 and had the team tied for the division lead when he got fired.

Then, the very next year, Romeo Crennel turned the same exact team into an AIDS-filled suicide squad that went 2-12. The biggest difference was Haley wasn't there to break his foot off in asses. We had such inspirational quotes as "play good football."

Maybe Haley wasn't Bill Parcells, but he never got the chance to really do anything in KC. They say it takes 5 years to really learn to be a HC. Haley didn't even get 3. But what he did do was yelled, screamed, cussed and intimidated Matt Cassel into a Pro Bowl. Think about THAT.

Also, DJ was a lazy loafer until Haley. Fact. Haley challenged his manhood, and DJ responded.

DBowe actually put down the blunts and SuperSonic Cheeseburgers long enough to resemble an NFL WR while Haley was here. He caught 15 TDs in 2010 under Haley. How many did he catch in 2013 under Reid? Answer: 3. 2014 was even worse, because 0 WRs caught a TD. Bowe was part of that group. How did he go from 15 to 3 to 0? Because Reid and has (lack of) accountability?

Jamaal Charles was never more efficient than he was in 2010 under Haley. Crennel and Reid ran JC until he couldn't run anymore.

Say what you want about Todd Haley, but he took perennial underachievers and had them performing at their best.

And he damn sure wouldn't have punted on 4th and an inch. And he double damn sure wouldn't have punted to Aaron Rodgers with 5 min left on 4th and 3 in the 4th qtr. Matt Moore, Matt Cassel, or Matt Hasselbeck, he would've been all "SNAP THE ****IN' BALL, MATT!"

These are all facts.

**** Pioli. **** Crennel. **** Matt Cassel.

Todd Haley got saddled with the biggest, saddest sacks of shit that ever played, coached, or managed the Chiefs. And STILL won a few games.

Those are FACTS, my friend.

Well said.
Still, he was a ****in jerkoff.
Sec

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Originally Posted by RealSNR (Post 14540277)

Just curious, but you’re not one of those “Y’know what, Todd Haley wasn’t that bad of a head coach” dipshits, are you?

I know rabblerouser is, and I know you despise all things Pioli, but I just want to make sure.

Damn, Rabble just waxed your Brazilian bush.

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Originally Posted by seclark (Post 14562471)

Well said.
Still, he was a ****in jerkoff.
Sec

Truth.

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Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 14562560)

Damn, Rabble just waxed your Brazilian bush.

Ew.

DANCE

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">ANDY REID IS DANCING <a href="https://t.co/IpMTRxBloU">pic.twitter.com/IpMTRxBloU</a></p>— 65 Sent (@ClayWendler) <a href="https://twitter.com/ClayWendler/status/1191104892385009669?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 3, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/NFL?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#NFL</a> Most consecutive games without losing by more than 8 points, active streaks<br>1. Chiefs - 35<br>2. Texans - 9<br>2. Chargers - 9<br>4. Colts - 8<br>4. 49ers - 8<br>6. Steelers - 7<br>7. Saints - 6<br><br>(Includes playoffs)<br><br>The all-time record is 2011-14 Seahawks (46 games).</p>— Scott Kacsmar (@ScottKacsmar) <a href="https://twitter.com/ScottKacsmar/status/1191521543756668929?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 5, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 14571817)

lick his balls, CP

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EIekSDUW...jpg&name=large

I bet Andy can't reach far back enough to wipe his ass. But I still love him.

PFF FOR COACHES

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Overcoming personnel issues is not Reid’s only good trait, though. For example, no team passes the ball more during their team’s first 15 plays than Reid, and as a consequence, few are as efficient during the early portion of games. It’s how the Chiefs, despite having mostly a weak defense the last two-plus seasons, have won a larger percentage of games decided by more than one score than every team in the league sans New England.

7-4

1st place

Monumental effort in a tough game tonight

Reid finds a way.

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 14607095)

7-4

1st place

Monumental effort in a tough game tonight

Reid finds a way.

Chiefs efforts were minimal
Chargers pulled a Chiefs and lost it

Andy almost gave that game away

more shit conservative play calling at then end of the game. He will never learn I don't think.

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 14607095)

Monumental effort

From the defense

Clearly things to work on during the bye

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 14607095)

7-4

1st place

Monumental effort in a tough game tonight
SPAGNUOLO finds a way.

FYP.