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It's because a lot of people like me went to see TLJ and said "Nope. **** that. I'm done." Boring ass meandering insulting pile of nonsense. |
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Nobody buys toys for this new trilogy. And it's alienated the emotionally stunted virgin losers in that group who buy all the toys. Kids don't watch this shit anymore, and they sure don't buy toys like they used to. Maybe an app for their iphone. |
Well, yeah. But it's still a toy. I never said kids were the intended buyer. The stores barely stock the shit because it doesn't sell. Kids want Marvel.
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It's kind of surprising how little we've heard about IX considering we're already in August. Here's a new vid put out that might have a few spoilers in it, maybe. Click at your own risk.
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Meh, has all the believability of Danaerys turning evil. If it happens, not buying it, if it doesn’t happen, shameful ploy to garner attention to the movie. Either way they don’t seem to know what they’re doing with this disjointed trilogy.
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As a life long Star Wars nut I'm having a really hard time getting interested in this one
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They are reaching M. Night Shamefuldispray levels. Trying to put twists in movies to make it seem more interesting than it it actually is. At least M. Night didn't spoil it before the movie even came out. Disney is clueless.
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Legit question - is there any way this movie can "win?"
Half the reactions from people online are pissed at Rey going evil, and the other half are pissed because it's "obviously a force vision, as Disney would never spoil something like that at D23". |
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My hope after watching TFA was that Rey would fall to the Darkside and Kylo would come back to the Light. I don't think they are going to do that, and if they are it will be terribly done and rushed since TLJ is smeared shit on wet pavement story wise.
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That's not a dream sequence.
It's a clone. |
That's no moon.....it's dead on arrival.
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Anyone else think the way that lightsaber opens up is impractical and looks kinda ridiculous. Daisy Ridley doesn't sell it well either.
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Meh.
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Daisy is a mediocre actor who doesn't care about Star Wars so that's not surprising.
Kylo, Palpatine and Ghost Luke better carry this movie. |
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Someone just pointed out something EXTREMELY interesting to me.
These are not First Order Star Destroyers. They are...IMPERIAL...Star Destroyers. https://i.redd.it/1ewjyk1o3vi31.png |
I thought that myself when I finally noticed the difference.
They're in the Unknown Regions, aren't they? |
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What do you want to bet they found Palpatine's old fleet floating around in the Unknown Regions and are going there to steal it? |
Now THAT would be fun.
That would be a SHITLOAD of ****ing funnnnnn! |
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Seems a little convenient, but we know what they're giving away in trailers is probably a smokescreen. |
Chubby Nerd with the breakdown:
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Take with heap big grain of salt:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMJYvARE7DQ Some of this ties in with spoilers I have heard from several sources, but other parts sound too disjointed and unfocused. Of course, if we take a moment to remember who we're dealing with here( JJ, Lucas, Disney ), then it's possible that the story COULD be this lopsided. Meh. |
At this point I just want a fun movie and not be too serious.. they tried in last Jedi ad failed miserably
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So the lore is that the Empire had moved a huge portion of its production to the unknown region before "New Hope" and have building up ever since. This was done by palpatine as a safety net if they ever had to remake the empire.
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Wants Ren to bring Rey to him so that he can turn her. Rey sees a dark vision of herself when she touches an artifact that belongs to Palpatine. ( Trailer ). Leaves Ren for dead on the ruins of the death star after stabbing him in the chest with his own saber. Ren sees vision of Solo who tells him it's never too late to return to the light. Ren discards his crossguard saber and resumes being Ben Solo. |
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Ahem...
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What is Lando's role in this mess?
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Movie would need to be 11 hours long to do any of these nutty fan theories.
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Oh, that "mind meld"-thing that Rey and Kylo started in TLJ?
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Take your Alex Smith drying humping ass back to LWNJville out there. |
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More Palpatine goodies!
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More Lando shit:
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Back to Achtoo:
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Palpatine's lair:
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So which Skywalker will "rise"?
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YESSSSSSSSSSSS
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT THING. We just received a solid “YES” from a representative for the actor, Denis Lawson will be in <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/StarWars?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#StarWars</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TheRiseOfSkywalker?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#TheRiseOfSkywalker</a> reprising his role as Wedge Antilles. <a href="https://t.co/ESoB0JhA1L">pic.twitter.com/ESoB0JhA1L</a></p>— Rebel Force Radio (@RFRRebelForce) <a href="https://twitter.com/RFRRebelForce/status/1180567302875557889?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 5, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> |
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Wedge is Ewan's uncle.
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Oh you are NOT going to believe THIS shit! LMAO
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Didn't they touch on that idea in the Aftermath books? Not so much that he got out there physically, but transferred his essence through the Force to a standby clone, or some such?
But yeah, this is shaping up to be a big pile of meh. The Skywalker saga looks like it could be going out with a fizzle, not a bang. |
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Jesus. That looks incredible.
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So all the leaks are more or less confirmed.
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Yeah, the trailer for the last one looked good, too. :shake:
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I've reached a command decision, and the decision is this:
The prequels and the sequels simply don't exist. Not a one of them is worth acknowledging much less remembering, so I'm wiping them out. They seriously could have taken the budgets of those six films and made a trilogy about what Darth Vader likes to do on his day off, and it would have blown this haphazard shit they're calling "canon" right to hell where it belongs. Mother**** Walt Disney. |
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The little kid in me that remembers Star Wars 30 and 40 years ago wants this to be great. The adult I am...….has doubts.
I hope for two things... - I don't let Rian Johnson (and to a much lesser degree, Ep. VII) ruin my expectations - I can just sit back and enjoy this, immensely |
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I'd like to punch that queer right in his ****ing nose. |
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I have about as much enthusiasm for this as a possible wet fart coming out.
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My bullshit analysis of the newest trailer that I've given 5 seconds of thought to: Rey and Ren fighting in the water seems to be a juxtaposition of Anakin and Obi fighting by lava. My bet is this is the scene where Rey converts Ren to the light or gray side of the force, and thus the rise of the Skywalker name. The water will wash away his 'sins'.
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He's definitely redeeming himself. Likely by sacrifice. Can't ****ing wait. |
Completely meh. Bringing back Palpatine is some dumb unoriginal shit. Every villain since Vader has sucked. Rey is boring. Ren is an emo douche. Redemption arc is dumb. This franchise is already dead, it just doesn't know it. No amount of Disney cash can fix this ****ing turd...
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Star Wars horses? Looked kinda cheesy. Reminded me of Krull c3PO saying “let me have one last look at my friends”. But he’s shared hardly any scenes with those guys. |
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