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What covid changes in your life will be permanent? (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=335416)

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Originally Posted by Megatron96 (Post 15369231)

Welcome to your POV.

Though, from my perspective, being worried about someone touching their face, or 'germs' in general, as a healthy adult, is ridiculous. Americans have been conditioned to be wary of 'germs' like one 'germ' is going to get you somehow. If that were the case, there wouldn't be a human race. Every time you hold hands with your gf/bf/wife/whatever, kiss, hell, every time your mother patted you on the head there were germs involved. Your body kills them off 99.9999% of the time. Whoop-de-doo.

There are germs on you right now. On everyone you know. There are germs on virtually every surface in your house, car, at work, on your food, everywhere. The phone your using to write posts right now is covered in germs. Or your keyboard or whatever. Oh God, what should we do?

Nothing. your body deals with germs everyday, all day, 365/7/24.

you might as well worry about being struck by lightning.

You're defending a centuries-old custom for no reason other than that it's a centuries-old custom. We should strive to improve everything we do all the time, and handshakes are no different.

In the interest of creativity and improvement, let me offer a few suggestions and let's react to them.

We do a short greeting dance, similar to perhaps a sage grouse mating dance.
If you're committed to spreading germs to build immunity, perhaps we can cough on each other.
Nipple tweaks.
A symbolic non-contact uppercut to the chin.
A polite bow of the head, accompanied by a small symbolic gift of candy or Dr. Pepper.

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 15369328)

We do a short greeting dance, similar to perhaps a sage grouse mating dance.
If you're committed to spreading germs to build immunity, perhaps we can cough on each other.
Nipple tweaks.
A symbolic non-contact uppercut to the chin.
A polite bow of the head, accompanied by a small symbolic gift of candy or Dr. Pepper.

Count me out on the nipple tweaks.

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Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 15369341)

Count me out on the nipple tweaks.

It's intended for a different target market but I have to be fair to everyone.

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Originally Posted by Megatron96 (Post 15369231)

Touching hands is dangerous but Americans are having casual sex at a near record rate.

Easy answer is don't shake hands, just **** them. GREETINGS!

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 15369328)

We do a short greeting dance, similar to perhaps a sage grouse mating dance.
If you're committed to spreading germs to build immunity, perhaps we can cough on each other.
Nipple tweaks.
A symbolic non-contact uppercut to the chin.
A polite bow of the head, accompanied by a small symbolic gift of candy or Dr. Pepper.

If you're a fan of hand-crushing handshakes, perhaps a rock to the forehead instead?

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Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 15369356)

Touching hands is dangerous but Americans are having casual sex at a near record rate.

Easy answer is don't shake hands, just **** them. GREETINGS!

I'm down with the ****ing but that just doesn't give me the same sort of satisfaction that I get holding another man's hand in mine and jerking it up and down.

I’ll never work in an office again. Go in every once in a while for a big meeting. But that’s it.

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Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 15369356)

Touching hands is dangerous but Americans are having casual sex at a near record rate.

Easy answer is don't shake hands, just **** them. GREETINGS!

But we get to choose our sex partners. Well, other than Prison Bitch...

Updating my list.

Attempt to shake as many hands as possible just to watch the reactions.

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Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 15369356)

Touching hands is dangerous but Americans are having casual sex at a near record rate.

Easy answer is don't shake hands, just **** them. GREETINGS!

I never liked the handshake for business. I wish we could all agree on something different.

nothing really but maybe work from home a couple days a week.

I'm ready to go back to having vacations and going to concerts, eating at restaurants, seeing my extended family, etc. really ready to be around people again.

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 15369419)

I never liked the handshake for business. I wish we could all agree on something different.

Who doesn't love a good mutual junk grab?

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Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 15369190)

I built a chopper and really enjoyed it...might try to find a Honda 360 and build a scrambler.

I've been working on a Honda 450 during COVID. So probably a few years older than the 360. It's been a lot of fun.

I'm mostly doing things the same way as before anyway. I don't wear a mask, I don't social distance. I guess that I can go back to Chiefs games.

I'm going to become an even more nice person.