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OnTheWarpath15 12-27-2018 04:53 PM
Taking your first shit after an old-school inguinal hernia repair, while constipated AF because of the painkillers.

Was a race to see what would happen first - shit, pass out or blow out the incision.

TLO 12-27-2018 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath15 (Post 13989886)
Taking your first shit after an old-school inguinal hernia repair, while constipated AF because of the painkillers.

Was a race to see what would happen first - shit, pass out or blow out the incision.
Sounds like my kind of party!

58-4ever 12-27-2018 05:38 PM
I thought it would be human vs animal... answer: Human, every time, no questions about it.

58-4ever 12-27-2018 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by KCtotheSB (Post 10503239)
Worst? The shit of 1001 wipes. The kinds of shits where no matter how much you wipe your ass, you just. Can't. Seem. To. Get. Your. Asshole. CLEAN!

On the opposite end of the spectrum is the clean poopie, where you wipe once, see nothing on the paper, and give a quick fist pump.
Ummm, who's there w/ you?

dlphg9 12-27-2018 05:56 PM
The kind of shit where you wake up in the middle of the night with cramps that would make a woman in labor blush and then you fill the toilet with 10 pounds of half water half runny shit.

stumppy 12-27-2018 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath15 (Post 13989886)
Taking your first shit after an old-school inguinal hernia repair, while constipated AF because of the painkillers.

Was a race to see what would happen first - shit, pass out or blow out the incision.
Been there, done that. You just gotta let it happen.......eventually.

TLO 12-27-2018 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted by dlphg9 (Post 13989954)
The kind of shit where you wake up in the middle of the night with cramps that would make a woman in labor blush and then you fill the toilet with 10 pounds of half water half runny shit.
I've honestly never had this happen...

MahiMike 12-27-2018 06:40 PM
Creamy peanut butter is the ideal poop.

Randallflagg 12-27-2018 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Titty Meat (Post 10503243)
The worst kind is when you have to shit you're 5 minutes away from home but traffic is slow as ****

Lordy......I’m an old man and it happens more than you might think. Once I didn’t make it back to the house.


Funny....it felt kind of “freeing”. LMAO


Not really.

sd4chiefs 12-27-2018 09:54 PM
The worst is the burning acid shit in the morning after eating jalapenos the night before.

Buehler445 12-27-2018 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath15 (Post 13989886)
Taking your first shit after an old-school inguinal hernia repair, while constipated AF because of the painkillers.

Was a race to see what would happen first - shit, pass out or blow out the incision.
My buddy just had this. I encouraged him heavily to lay off the opiates.

suzzer99 12-27-2018 11:26 PM
Jagged with peanuts.

Nutella shit when you have limited TP.

Funnel cake shit after a case of Busch.

GloryDayz 12-27-2018 11:44 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/ratemypoo/

Ass Rockah 12-27-2018 11:48 PM
When you shit your pants at work on accident, go to the bathroom and prop your butthole up in the sink to gently wash away the crust ring. Lmfao bwaaahahahahaaaa it’s happened to me at work twice after Taco Bell ��


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