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jcroft 02-21-2005 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Metrolike
Sperm dies instantly if the temperature isn't right. Still gross as fuck. Piss is sterile, but you don't drink it (well most of us don't).
No doubt. It's gross. That's why I said wipe that shit down.

But saying things like "I'd be using the cleaning equlivent of napalm" is a bit silly, and seems more homophobic than anything else.

Out of curiosity: if a hot girl had been masturbating to porn in your chair, would you guys have been as concerned about using industrial strength cleaners?

My point is simply that cum in your chair is gross, but it's not a health risk. That's all.

Pants 02-21-2005 12:12 AM
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Originally Posted by jcroft
Out of curiosity: if a hot girl had been masturbating to porn in your chair, would you guys have been as concerned about using industrial strength cleaners?
No, I'd ask if I could watch.

J Diddy 02-21-2005 12:43 AM
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Originally Posted by jcroft
No doubt. It's gross. That's why I said wipe that shit down.

But saying things like "I'd be using the cleaning equlivent of napalm" is a bit silly, and seems more homophobic than anything else.

Out of curiosity: if a hot girl had been masturbating to porn in your chair, would you guys have been as concerned about using industrial strength cleaners?

My point is simply that cum in your chair is gross, but it's not a health risk. That's all.
I would consider it a health risk in that, if I saw cum in my chair, I would either die or that mofo would die.

Geez, at least have the common courtesy to hit the waste basket.

Rausch 02-21-2005 12:47 AM
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Originally Posted by jcroft
No doubt. It's gross. That's why I said wipe that shit down.

But saying things like "I'd be using the cleaning equlivent of napalm" is a bit silly, and seems more homophobic than anything else.
There's a huge difference between hating gay people and not wanting to drown your hands in some guys d!ck-snot...

Rausch 02-21-2005 12:48 AM
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Originally Posted by J Diddy
Geez, at least have the common courtesy to hit the waste basket.
At home...

Fire Me Boy! 02-21-2005 08:15 AM
I'm not concerned about the health risks, there are none. I'm not concerned about getting fired -- it's a small company and I'm the ONLY person here that would have any frickin' clue as to how to track something like this (that's why I'm the tech guy). I'm only concerned about the "ewwww" factor, which hits about a 9.8. Although, I'm not concerned about spunk in my chair because apparently, I interrupted him.

Fire Me Boy! 02-21-2005 08:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Rausch
At home...
No sh*t... couldn't agree more.

milkman 02-21-2005 08:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!
I'm not concerned about the health risks, there are none. I'm not concerned about getting fired -- it's a small company and I'm the ONLY person here that would have any frickin' clue as to how to track something like this (that's why I'm the tech guy). I'm only concerned about the "ewwww" factor, which hits about a 9.8. Although, I'm not concerned about spunk in my chair because apparently, I interrupted him.
This time.

teedubya 02-21-2005 08:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!
Although, I'm not concerned about spunk in my chair because apparently, I interrupted him.
THIS TIME... heh. Think of all the other times that your hand has touched the mouse after his spunk episodes. hahah ahah ahah ahah

Joe Seahawk 02-21-2005 08:27 AM
You can clean your monitor with this..err these..

WARNING boobie pic inside.

http://www.25-88.com/clean_your_monitor/brush.swf

teedubya 02-21-2005 08:29 AM
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Originally Posted by milkman
This time.

whoa. that was a goocher.

http://users.110.net/~ps3776/stand/stand.jpg

Fire Me Boy! 02-21-2005 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Joe Seahawk
You can clean your monitor with this..err these..

WARNING boobie pic inside.

http://www.25-88.com/clean_your_monitor/brush.swf
That's incredible.




So, this morning has been, to say the least, awkward. The perp (perv?) has done a REALLY good job of being in another room all day so far... we'll see how long this keeps up, no pun intended.

Fire Me Boy! 02-21-2005 09:35 AM
This morning, I walked in... he's in the office. I just smiled and said, "What's up?" He looked at me like a deer in the headlights... silence for probably 3 seconds. Then, he just nodded.

CosmicPal 02-21-2005 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!
This morning, I walked in... he's in the office. I just smiled and said, "What's up?" He looked at me like a deer in the headlights... silence for probably 3 seconds. Then, he just nodded.
Instead of saying, "What's Up?" You should have asked him, "Can I give you a hand with anything today?"

teedubya 02-21-2005 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted by CosmicPal
Instead of saying, "What's Up?" You should have asked him, "Can I give you a hand with anything today?"
Um, that might imply he wants to help him whack off... dunno if that is good advice. heh.


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