Ol' girl has never had any ass or hips.

That ass looks mighty fine to me. No cellulite and not giant. Two sweet melons to hold onto.

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Jessica Simpson sparks concern with ‘strange’ behavior in Pottery Barn ad

Is that a manikin?

Still would.....

Someone needs to put her and this thread out of its misery

SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH! :doh!:

She entered Clown World some time ago.

People complaining about how she talks need to move to a town where they do a lot of plastic surgery. These lip jobs and face botox shut down the muscles that help you speak clearly. Pretty common way of speaking in a Santa Monica juice bar

I've suddenly become very afraid.

We can rebuild her. We have the technology.

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She looks like she's straight out of a Rob Zombie movie.

Pretty sure i saw her in House of 1,000 Corpses.

NO! Don't follow her to the back of that creepy cafe. She gonna cut you up with an axe!