Do you ever have a rational thought ?

I don't necessarily think that's a bad thing. Shit's moving right along now. I kind of like it.

I have mixed feelings about it. On the one hand, I'm definitely ready for shit to just get done. On the other, it definitely doesn't seem as cohesive as it did when they had GRRM's books to work off of. There are just a ton of "Oh, so that happened" kinds of things going on.

• Euron built 1000 ships in like a month or two. Using all the trees that grow on the Iron Islands.
• Dany strolls in to Dragonstone, which had just been left empty by the Lannisters. Because, who needs a strategic outpost like that right in front of Blackwater bay.
• Jorah is healed in a day, and the Maester is just like "Oh, cool. You can go now." Keep in mind this is a disease that is, in theory, highly contagious and completely untreatable.
• Yara's ships seemingly have no weapons whatsoever. While heading off to war.

You can come up with plenty of other examples. Can you try really hard and come up with an explanation for each of those in the REALM of possibility? Sure, but they're all pretty hard to buy.

So again, I'm glad we're getting it done, but I do think in the imaginary world where all the books were done first (or ever), the show would have been stronger.

On the other hand, I do like the plot trick (I think) they're doing with Sam. I was worried they were just going to say "Oh, you're awesome! Here's access to all of our top secret books!"

Instead, he's assigned to do very time-consuming, menial work (which makes sense). That just happens to be meticulously reading (and copying) a giant stack of books.

Any wagers that he discovers something important in those books?

It's going to happen and you know it. They haven't been subtle about it thus far in the season.

Obviously a small thing, but I did chuckle at the lack of post-surgery physical therapy offered to Jorah. That's the deer antler spray of balms Sam made. He should open an outpatient clinic for greyscale.

He's absolutely going to find something.

Anyone catch littlefinger's eyebrow raise when the maester at winterfel mention maester Luwin kept records of all the raven messages?

Have you ever had an independent/original thought?

Your posts are always brimming with such insight...:shake:

....and goddamn do I wish Lena Headey would storm into my room, drop my pants and shove all 3'' of my erect dick in her mouth like she did to Jaime in this episode.

I've been spoiled. Found the details supposedly hacked off the HBO harddrive via the ASOIAF subreddit, which I won't link as to remove any passing inclinations y'all might have to click on it.

Thanks DT. I'm sure I couldn't handle the temptation. I'm an addict.

Yep, absolutely this. He'll betray Dany and hand Tyrion back to Cersei, but Jaime will intervene on Tyrion's behalf after having his talk with Lady Olenna (I'm guessing).

People are assholes for spoiling this shit for no other reason than to spoil it. Thanks for not linking to any of it.

Well I went and looked it up since you mentioned it.

Highgarden was already a part of Danny's cause when she sent troops to Casterly Rock, and Highgardens troops with the Dornish and Greyjoys.

She won't believe him anyways. Maybe that's what leads to Jaime killing her?

So is the plan to keep Grey Worm and the Unsullied barricaded inside of Casterly Rock? Starve them to death, that kind of thing?

Looked like she was about to slip a finger in the booty too.

Vengeance really brought the crazy out of her.

I read them as well.

Wait till Euron sticks his finger up her ass. LMAO

Can you PM me the link?

I've only read a couple of the spoilers but overall the reaction seems to be negative.

That's a shame.

Sent.

I had kind of a meh reaction to them.

Read the spoilers, similar to a script leak before the season started. Word to the wise; don't go searching unless you want the entire season spoiled.

My thoughts as well.

There's just not enough time. I think Dany burns the Lannister army and Tarlys so Cersei has no gold and no army except what Jaime left behind. I don't know how Cersei dies but I could see her dying in the next three episodes before the last episode which should be all Jon beyond the wall against the walkers.

Thanks. I read it.

Works for me.

I knew what was going to happen in advance watching this crap for years. This is really no different. Except I didn't have to slog through one of Martin's books. :D

Am I going to have to channel my inner BRC and tell you twits to not even HINT at what the spoilers may contain???


But yeah, not reading them. Not interested in being spoiled, even if it's not the "true" story according to Martin....

And I have a conspiracy-ish theory that Martin has been finished with the last two books for some time and is just waiting for the show to run its course before he releases them. Preferably after he dies so people freak the **** out and he scores the ultimate troll job.

(I'm sure there is no end to the theories of the fate of the books out there. That thought just makes me chuckle, lol)

Don't worry, I won't be the one to piss in your cereal. :)

I want to read them, but I don't. Damn you!

I won't be spoiling shit.

Yeah I do kind of support the idea of not hinting at disappointments or happy with the spoilers or anything like that. I do appreciate the heads up though in knowing that they are out there. I will be much more careful with the YouTube videos.

They took all of the food from Casterly Rock when they went to Highgarden and most or all of the ships were sunk by Euron. However much of the army left after after will be forced to march on land to get anywhere. Even without a military conflict, that is going to be hard given no food.

I think the amount of time between events is much longer than the show makes them appear little Sam was much older in the first episode than when we last saw him.

I do agree that things don't line up from a geography and time standpoint. I mean Jon got from Winterfell to Dragonstone in one episode, they asked him something about the winds which means he sailed. So he had to get to the ocean somehow and sail down there. Then unless Euron had already passed Dragonstone before Dani got there he would have had to sail by there 3 times. Once to Kings Landing, once to go after the Greyjoy Fleet, once to Take the Sandsnakes back assuming the rest of his fleet continued on to Casterly Rock.

I don't know about you guys, but I don't want to watch them sail forever to make the timeline match up better. I'm guessing this event is what leads to the dorthraki and danny/dragons to mount up.

Torturing people gets her wet.

I agree. But not to the extent that it crunches believability.

As a simple viewer of the show who just started watching it about a month ago (I'm all caught up now), I like the speed. I'm sure I'll be revisiting the whole damn thing in the off season, and that'll help with all the names and places which are right now a blur to me. Sometimes they'll say a name, and I'm like "wait, who the hell was that again?" but I can follow it well enough and I love the show. Ironic that I'm jumping on board when there's only 2 seasons left...

Not saying I want to see that, just some of these things you could indicate a significant amount of time has passed.

And to think they excised a lot more characters from the novels in adapting it to the screen.

God help me, I can't even tell if this is satire anymore...

http://thegrapevine.theroot.com/sund...ica-1797386445

A sampling:

It's satire, right? RIGHT?!?!?

I believe it is, this was his first post on it http://www.theroot.com/the-black-per...nes-1796847562 it looks like he's double or triple downed on trying to tie this to politics...

Harriot is a racist douchebag. His sole qualification for writing for theroot is that he writes for theroot.

I watched an emergency awesome video that had an interesting take on Bran/Sansa's interaction and why Bran was acting so serial killer-y.

He postulated that Bran only saw her wedding not the subsequent rape, so he was actually trying to make good conversation with her about stuff she would care about and hadn't pieced together the rapey part of the story yet.

Makes more sense than what I was thinking.

I believe Bran said that he only sees flashes and parts not in any order. So it could be true that he saw her wedding and what Ramsay did to her but not in order or he could of even saw them days apart and didn't put two and two together.

People make a good living stirring shit like this up. There is no more entertainment for entertainment's sake with some people. EVERYTHING that happens in real life or on the screen is a reason to be pissed off. Notice he doesn't give a wet shit about all of the Dothraki or Tyrell troops under Dany because in his mind they're probably Mexican or White.

Now that we're getting closer to the end of the tv show, where do you all stand on the Three Headed Dragon theory?

"...it doesn't seem like too big of a stretch to assume that the Red Woman we're about to meet — who has been living in the same part of the world — will be of a similar mindset. And if she believes that Dany — not Jon — is the One Who Was Promised, it may have significant implications for future storylines. First, it could mean the two camps are both right, and that the reincarnation of Azor Ahai is not one person, but three — a fan theory commonly referred to as the three heads of the dragon.
Read More: This Game of Thrones Character’s Changed Appearance May Signal a Huge Turn of Events
In turn, this could also support the idea that Dany isn't the only Targaryen still standing. In addition to the popular R+L=J theory — i.e., that Jon Snow isn't Ned Stark's bastard but rather the son of Lyanna Stark and Rhaegar Targaryen — some fans also believe that Tyrion is actually the son of Joanna Lannister and the Mad King, making him —you guessed it — a Targaryen."


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It's already been proven that Jon is Targaryen(actual name is likely Jaehaerys Targaryen). Tyrion could have the blood, but he'd be a bastard. I mean it makes sense with the dragons not killing him when he went into the dungeon without meeting them first, and killing his mom at birth like Jon and Danny.

I think it's Jon Snow who is the Prince who was promised though.

Jaehaerys... Yikes.

I wish it would be Aemon.

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EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD SHOULD WATCH THIS

*NSFW* Very well made and many good laughs.

Well I guess we can shut the thread down now.

That was ****ing great.

Very well done.

I actually laughed [Titanic Tormund], I actually cried [Arya killing Walder].

It was actually better than Cats.

****ing amazing.

And that Hodor scene still ****ing gets to me. I think that's the most emotional scene in the entire series.

Are you posting spoilers that haven't aired yet this season I assume?

No I try to keep YT videos in spoiler tags so it doesn't **** up peoples' browsing experiences.

Ah okay. I'm just paranoid of clicking anything in spoilers after the hack.

Right. I watched it again. He was definitely talking about her being beautiful before Ramsey took her to Rape Town. Only thing I can think of is he wanted her to leave so he could login to the weirwood tree.

She wanted to know what the Three Eyed Raven was, and that's how he let her know he can see everything. It's really not that hard of a concept.

LMAO You really are a ****, ya know that?

Yes :)

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What happens when Bran tells everyone at Winterfell that Littlefinger was the one who betrayed Ned Stark? I can't see how that doesn't happen soon...

Could be one of the reasons Bran needs to talk to Jon.

:shrug:

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So when Dany was talking to Jon Snow at Dragonstone....she talked about being raped. Was she referring to Khal Drogo? Or am I missing another time when she was raped?

Ramsey raped her, didn't he? I assumed he was talking about the Ramsey wedding because there wasn't snow when she marriage Khal Drogo, iirc.

Edit: Very wrong ^

Had to be with Drogo. That's the only time in the series that she was taken.. without true consent.

Obviously, I'm confused. :redface:

Too much rape going on!

yeah, I was like wtf? wrong rape!.. but figured you would notice the mistake, and correct it yourself.

That's the only time I know of. However her brother grabbed a tit before he gave her away. That's pretty creepy almost-rape

This is the best thing ever.

Spoiler through S7 E3: