I bet she spends a pretty penny keeping that hairless.

Would!

It did pop up, if you know what I'm saying.

I’ve seen better at my local Golden Corral!!!

wax on, wax off...

I’ve seen better at my local Golden Corral!!!

Look like Troy Polamalu in a scissor lock

If you have to put a qualifier on it then we're a no-go

i would be proud to eat her out and hold up her titties

I'm 38 years old.

Have you tried to hold a conversation of 10 minutes or longer w/ anyone 25 or younger over the last few years? Were they ALWAYS that vapid and boring?

I don't need to solve the world's problems or debate philosophy here - but can we have a conversation that DOESN'T revolve around something you saw on television or your phone? And can you come up with an independent thought at some point? Right, wrong or otherwise, can absorb, digest and respond to conversation?

I'll appreciate the form of many a 20 year old but lord, I can't imagine for the life of me actually trying to sleep with any of 'em. That would take more patience and energy than I'm willing to put into it.

Here here. Fun to look at, but that's about it. I suppose "scoring" with one at my age would also be fun, but frankly, I prefer my wife of 30 years. She gets me...

Step aside son, I'll saddle up and take a bullet for the team. ;)

You and I agree on pretty much everything when it comes to women (probably because we are the same age). But there's little point in actually saying the truth, anything about women is just spitting out the same unoriginal clichés over and over.

40 is not old, and the terms "dirty thirties" and "filthy forties" exist for a reason.

Always enjoy seeing this thread back up to the top. (Happy birthday...whenever it was).