ChiefsPlanet - 101 random roasts by misc Roastmasters

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9777429)

damn I worked so hard on that one

I appreciated the Hemingway-esque terseness but felt it lacked emotional depth.

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9777427)

I would enjoy giving you a purple nurple. Just saying.

I would enjoy people not on my intellectual level to stop quoting my posts...

so please, stop

how mad are you about Domino's extending that amazingly good carryout deal until Thursday? I bet you're busy.

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Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9777431)

I appreciated the Hemingway-esque terseness but felt it lacked emotional depth.

Cons: always gets erections while in the passenger seat of a car

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9777405)

it's probably somewhere in the middle

Phil's e-persona is a lot more like mine than he's willing to admit. Of course I'm more creative and garner more attention, which makes him jealous.

I generate as much or as little attention as I please. Watch this.

Well, I suppose that was inevitable. Bye Hootie. I'll admit that I was shocked to see him post that after what he wrote last night (kind of anyway).

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9777422)

0 pooties.

You've gone all Simon on us today.

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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9777446)

Summoning patteeu

I have received a statement as he is not immediately available for comment. Here it is in it's entirety.

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Originally Posted by Patteeu

What we have witnessed is the most egregious of offenses. It was not racism, it was not sexism, no, it was a hatred that runs much deeper. This hatred is the vile devil's blood of the attention whore. This country cannot continue as one when the divides are so deep. Congressman need to be called, presidents need to be reached, military must be deployed. Hootie must be allowed to come back and attention whore or the fabric of the bulletin board will cease to exist. Tomorrow, we will petition the supreme court for a stay on this order and I have instructed my client to refrain from another 9 page manifesto that nobody cares to read. Hopefully, the emotional damage is not so great that he carves chiefsplanet.com in his leg with a rusty nail, as this has happened prior.

In summary, justice will be served. We will have our day in court.

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9777461)

I have received a statement as he is not immediately available for comment. Here it is in it's entirety.

LMAO

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9777435)

Cons: always gets erections while in the passenger seat of a car

Actually I lost my ability to get erections when I fought in World War I. So thanks for opening THAT wound.

Haha wow, I was just getting ready to post my 2nd attempt at roasting Hootie, where I predicted a ban as part of the "future outlook."

Btw, I seriously wanted to write the 2nd one in "non-tl;dr" form, but I finished it and while I didn't ramble about shit pertaining to myself...it's still long as freaking shit. I (and you assholes for that matter) just have to come to terms with the fact that I am incapable of being not long-winded.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/161...ick-ball-o.gif

link to post that go him bant?

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Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9777493)

link to post that go him bant?

There isnt one. Phobia just felt like ****ing with him.