I'm tempted to bust out the Helen Keller jokes...

You do know I'd just kneecap you, right?

How do her parents punish her?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

How do you Punish Hellen Keller? 1- Reareange the Furniture 2- Give her a basketball and tell her to read it. 3- tell her to find the corners in a round room

How do her parents punish her?

Re-arrange the furniture.

Why did Helen Keller's dog jump off a cliff and kill itself? You would too if your name was sajifjlsisdjifiuop.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman! no seriously why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

If Helen Keller were psychic, would she call it a fourth sense?

How do you get helen keller to keep a secret? Break her fingers

I hear ya...


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Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? So she can moan with the other.

That's what I was looking for :banghead:

what did the cannible say to the other cannible after they ate the clown? Did he taste funny to you?

Two cannibals were talking. The first says, "Man, I hate my mother-in-law." The other replies, "So, try the potatoes."

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? wipes his ass.

What's the hardest part about eating vegetables? The wheelchair.

Just in time for "Hannibal Rising."

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scot are in a bar when a fly lands in each of their beers. The Englishman, disgusted, pushes the beer away and demands a new one. The Scot, picks the fly out and keeps drinking. The Irishman grabs the fly, sqeezes it, and shouts, "Spit it out you little bastard!"

Oh, did you like that?
 

What do you call a lesbien dinosuar? Lickalotofpuss.