Woman farts in store, pulls knife on offended customer

He smelled it – and she dealt with it.

A Florida woman who passed gas in a convenience store pulled a knife and threatened to “gut” a man who complained about it, police said.

Shanetta Yvette Wilson, 37, was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill. Police arrested her on Sunday and booked her at a detention facility in Pompano Beach, where her bail was set at $2,500.

Police say the alleged colon culprit threatened the customer, John Walker, when he complained about her flatulence while standing in line together at a Dollar General store in Dania Beach, according to an affidavit obtained by the Miami Herald.

Walker got into a verbal argument with Wilson “in reference to the defendant farting loudly,” the arrest report states.

Wilson reportedly took a knife out of her purse and threatened to “gut” the man. She held the knife in her right hand and motioned in a way that looked like she was going to stab him, police said.

It was not clear if Wilson had a lawyer.

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Rule #1. Do not bitch at the crazy woman with 2 tear drops tattooed under her eye.

Rule #2. See Rule 1

Shanetta---see Leave her alone thread about bad names.

So was the deadly weapon the knife or the fart? Or both?

A chaotic scene played out in a Publix parking lot in Clermont, Florida, on Wednesday.

According to the Lake County Sheriff’s Office, officers were called out to the supermarket on U.S. Highway 27 over a silver car driving in circles.

When a deputy made contact with the driver, later identified as Mohammad Choudhary, his eyes were bloodshot and glassy and his breath reeked of alcohol, according to the arrest report.

This wasn’t the first 911 call made over this individual. Deputies said an employee from a restaurant nearby had called to report that Choudhary had been kicked out because he was overly intoxicated.

A field sobriety test was conducted, which the 57-year-old failed, authorities say. The officer also observed the “arrestee had urinated himself.”

Apparently Choudhary was not a mean drunk, getting affectionate with the arresting officer, he wrote in the report.

“I tried to hold a conversation with the arrestee and he continuously stated that he loved me over and over.”

The Orlando family doctor was charged with DUI second offense and refusal to submit to a Breathalyzer. He was released on $2,000 bond.

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Does that mean even crazier people??

ROFL I literally lived right behind this Publix last year. A man was shot at the Denny’s right next to it, because of an argument over a parking space. It’s actually a pretty nice area, too. Florida is definitely quite a place... glad I’ve moved back to good old Missouri!

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Only a Lad....whoa whoah whoah....

https://www.kmbc.com/article/police-...E80sOZGncY9l2E

Authorities say a Florida teen set his mother on fire with a Molotov cocktail and beat her with a baseball bat after she scolded him about sneaking out at night and using social media.

The Sun-Sentinel reports that the woman was treated for severe burns following the Tuesday morning attack at a Davie home. She remained hospitalized Thursday in stable condition.

Police say the 17-year-old boy filled a glass bottle with alcohol, capped it with a rag and threw it into his sleeping mother's bedroom. The woman managed to get outside and call 911. The teen later told investigators he just wanted to hurt his mother, not kill her.

Prosecutors haven't said whether the teen will be charged as a juvenile or an adult.

A public defender says the teen has good grades and no criminal record.

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Well hell that just excuses everything.

Isn't that kind of what racist Fat Mike Brown's racist whore mother tried to say? Well, except for the good grades part...

America needs to have that looked at could be prostate cancer.

https://www.yahoo.com/gma/fishermans...opstories.html

A fisherman prompted the evacuation of a Florida Taco Bell when he put his catch of the day in the trunk of his car and drove to the fast-food restaurant, police said.

The angler, who was not identified, reeled in a rusted WWII hand grenade on Saturday while fishing with a magnet in Ocklawaha, according to police.

Instead of immediately calling for the bomb squad when he pulled in the explosive with other rusted pieces of metal, he put the vintage device in the trunk of his vehicle and drove 17 miles north to a Taco Bell in Ocala, according to the Ocala Police Department.

The fisherman called 911 from the Taco Bell at about 5 p.m. Saturday, triggering an emergency response and the evacuation of the restaurant, police said.

"This has been verified as an authentic WWII hand grenade," the Ocala police posted on Twitter.

A bomb squad responded, removed the grenade from the fisherman's truck and carted it off to dispose of it.

No one was injured during the incident, and the Taco Bell reopened about two hours after the grenade was reported, police said.

Ironically you get a grenade either way visiting a Toxic hell, just a matter of when the gutbomb goes off.