Picked up a 14 year old after basketball practice? Hmmmmmmm

"You honor, he was very tall dark and handsome for a 14 year old. I thought he was 20"

Sounds like she wanted to be Mandingo'ed......

LMAO

GUILTY. SAW OFF HER HANDS.

Guilty

Imagine being married to one of these insane/slutty teachers and she's cheating on you with a 14 yr old boy. That's gotta be the most humiliating thing I can think of.

Also how long do these female pedophile teachers go to jail for? Or serve any jail time at all. I don't follow these stories that closely but it seems like they get very light slaps on the wrists for their illegal behavior. Cause if a 31 yr old male teacher was having sex with a 14 yr old girl, he would rightfully be sent to prison for a long ass time and be shunned by everyone.

No kidding. First pic is a sure. Second one is coyote ugly.

Dang, I preferred the second one.

^

LMAO

ROFL

IDK one of my old journeyman i had when i was an apprentice had one wife leave him for a big black guy (understandable as he was a short white guy, not of the well built type like the black guy). Then the second wife and a fiance after that both decided they were gay. At least if your old lady is banging kids it likely her chasing a fantasy of being the hot cool girl in school. So now that she has an ass and tits she can go back and be something. This guys women just said nah, ill take a tongue and strap on over what you got pal.

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

Top chick gets probation, the beast on the bottom shall be drawn and quartered

Exactly my thought. She got caught out of costume here is all, otherwise she's above average for this thread.

It would suck.

Probably happened because they were betas and thought that their lady was an angel.

Another one:
Pupil, 18, defends PE teacher, 23, accused of having sex with him at Premier Inn after downing shots and dancing inappropriately at leavers party

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/02...4247867834.jpg

Link:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-pupil-18.html

Related to Elway?

That's got White Trash written all over it!!!

Boy it's nice to see this thread bumped. It's been a long time.

Oh and by the way.......I WOULD PLOW!

Wait 18 and 23? Shouldn't be a big deal except for the teacher student thing.

Eh, lets go with a light probation

I think a spanking would be more appropriate.

There was some news on one of the Missouri ones last week...the kid she slept with married her so her charges were all dropped because a husband can refuse to testify against his wife...

Ain't it great

Damn straight! :LOL:

I am going to go with a stiffer sentence. A spanking and light probing.

I'd go with two bags.

One for her and one for you in case hers fell off.


;)

ROFL

nothing says I like to **** like a cleavage tattoo...

Guilty

Which one is it in this thread?

With picture proof we can judge the kids IQ.

Not guilty. Please accept the court’s apology. I’m fact, this judge would like to buy you a drink or twenty as a token of our appreciation.

Nice buzzard tat inhaling the stank bank fumes.

I dunno. Something tells me Bride of Frankenstein looks???

This one has nudes somewhere. Has to.

18 & 23? Not even news.

Not guilty.

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/02...4259387716.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/02...4247890939.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/02...4251899570.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/02...4252652865.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/02...4252729216.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/02...4251970457.jpg

Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, teach P.E.

Society needs to stop shaming women for their need for dick.

These pictures look a lot better

Women are seriously shapeshifters (Manipulation). Could be a different girl in each of those pictures, but I'm sure it's all the same one. With that said, she's innocent AF, keep on ****in.

Upon further review... Not guilty

Female gym teachers back when I was in school looked more like men than that. And the usually preferred the companionship of the ladies.

Beulah Ballbreaker

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Set her free!

Meth happened. Most likely.

I have never worked with someone that looks like that.

More like lumberjacks huh? :D

At least I would be a gentleman, after I piihb I would pluck that dog tick off her bellybutton.

the top on the bathing suit look like the curtains in my grandparents RV. Circa 1980.

LMAO

Can you imagine being 18 and having that to play with?</br></br>

She's got those crazy chick ragin' eyes!
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I thought you were referring to her squirrel tits.

Ex-teacher who fed students semen-laced cupcakes sentenced to 41 years. nypost.com/2022/02/20/ex-teacher-who-fed-students-semen-laced-cupcakes-sentenced-to-41-years/?

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I can’t post images...

:eek:

I usually get real excited to read this thread when bumped
This time, not so much.

Thank god..

Not that this really fits the theme of thus thread. Sneaking your husbands semen into someone's food is assault no matter how hot you are, but here you go.

https://nypost.com/wp-content/upload...trip=all&w=926

https://nypost.com/wp-content/upload...y=90&strip=all

I read that and thought, "Why did she get 41 years for putting sperm in cupcakes?" Then I read the article.

She and her husband sexually abused some kids and photographed it, so they were charged with sex offenses and production of child pornography. Now that judgment makes a lot more sense. Otherwise, 41 years seems kind of harsh for jizz-filled cupcakes.

Yeah, that's way too much punishment for jizz-filled cupcakes. /CP

What would be a more appropriate charge for jizz-filled cupcakes distributed to students?

LOOK mom and dad! I won a plate of cupcakes at our school fair. :hmmm:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/tennessee...192004164.html
https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/ZG...244789d242c88b

Immediate execution without a trial sounds about right. These people are ****ing sickos, ain't no fixing that.

Stab that ugly bitch in the neck with a ****ing screwdriver.

So fun fact, her accomplice, Melanie Curtain sold us our house! Her ex husband committed suicide who was my mortgage lender! ****ing mind blown! Two kids who play baseball and now this! WOW!

I doubt there's a specific charge for jizz-filled cupcakes. In most states, I would be willing to bet there is a charge related to giving someone adulterated food. In my state, an offensive touching with a bodily fluid (blood, semen, feces, blood or saliva) is an A level misdemeanor. Punishable by up to a year in custody. Delivery of adulterated food is likewise an A misdemeanor. Even if convicted of both charges, they would merge at sentencing so she would face only one sentence.

While the offense is certainly disgusting, the reality is that it is not likely to harm anyone. Baking the cupcakes would kill the vast majority of pathogens and ingesting semen by itself is not harmful. On the other hand, it's pretty gross outside of certain contexts and her being a teacher and doing this to students would be a major, major aggravating factor.

For the most part, then, I would anticipate the cupcake portion of this offense would, by itself, be viewed as a serious misdemeanor, so, the maximum sentence would be 1 year in jail.

I had to reread my question as it seemed comical. There are some weirdo's out there for sure. You explained that question very well.

I'll also add you give very good takes on a lot of subject matter on this forum. Always appreciated and I'm sure others think the same.

I don’t love her.

That’s freaking wild. What are the chances?

Hopefully she didn't give you cupcakes as a house warming gift

That's the fun fact!

That's ****ed up! Wow, just wow! Burn both of them...

That's exactly why I don't eat at the company chili cook off or baked goods they bring in.

I would think instead of cupcakes, it would be more appropriate if they were ding dongs.

Can't see how they would be any worse for you than the crap Hostess makes...

Wait what accomplice?

Edit: Just wow.

https://www.wafb.com/2022/01/21/mela...ck-later-date/

Yours or your mortgage lender's?...

Let's just pause a minute and identify the real bastard. The man involved in both the sperm cupcakes (filmed) and molesting a child (filmed) with this woman.
Also the same man who with a different woman (filmed) the rape of an unconscious woman in 2014.

The partners in crime here are also responsible, but the dude should be castrated and hung out to die the most painful death imaginable IMO.

No the **** it isn't!