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A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her first husband beat her, and her second husband ran away with another woman. Plus, she couldn't find a new lover who could satisfy her sexually, so she put an ad in the classifieds: Wanted: A good looking, single guy who won't beat me, won't leave me, and is good in bed. About a week later, her doorbell rings. She opens the door to find a man with no arms and legs on her front porch. "I'm here about your ad," he says. "You must be mistaken," she says. "Let me explain," he says. "I can't beat you, I don't have any arms. And I can't run away because I don't have any legs." "But," she asks, "How do I know you're good in bed?" "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?" |
the only way she is hot is if she has a fever
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Well somebody give her a hand ✋ for that.
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Whatd she do? Go here, come face**** me?
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If she wants to be ****ed, just toss her in a lake.
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My gawd I love you guys!!!!
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The student misunderstood the other kids' cruel jokes about using her as second base, and instead he went to second base.
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She’s black. Pass. |
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“I was disgusted because you’re supposed to be helping him, and she wasn’t helping him at all,” the woman told local media. |
She looks pretty damn good why do these hotties **** 15 year olds. I don't understand
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NOT GUILTY
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When I was 15 she could have definitely helped me out.
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I'm fixin to go pay her bail and bring her on home
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LOL....lived in Georgetown for about 7 years. This gal is the same age as my daughter.
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I bet the classroom was always full, and early arrivals.
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This one is going to jail:
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/...202808963.html A former Ohio high school teacher will spend two years in prison after being convicted of having sex with two student on numerous occasions, both in her home and in her car in a park. Charging documents obtained by PEOPLE last year accused Laura Dunker of six counts of sexual battery — four with one student and two with the other. In October, she pleaded guilty to two counts of sexual battery, according to FOX8. On Thursday, Dunker was given two years in prison for each count, but the sentences will be served concurrently. After her release, she will be on probation for five years. Dunker will be registered as a Tier III registered sex offender. She will have to re-register every 90 days for the rest of her life. Dunker, now 31, was once employed at Bedford High School in Bedford, Ohio. The alleged incidents occurred between November 1, 2018 and October 19, 2019. In one instance, according to the indictment, Dunker allegedly picked up one of the students prior to school and had intercourse with him in her car in a park. Two of the other alleged incidents occurred at Dunker's home. A separate charge accuses Dunker of tampering with evidence on or about November 6, 2019, while "knowing that an official proceeding or investigation was in progress." Dunker did not speak during sentencing, but the prosecutor said that her crimes were very serious. "Teachers are expected to be role models to their students and communities which they serve," Prosecutor Michael O'Malley told the court. "She took advantage of these students and now must face the consequences." |
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https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/4S...922ddd7187cc70 The 31 year old teacher I'm banging is hotter... |
I find it strange that Yahoo puts it in the entertainment category.
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/...202808963.html |
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I think I love her </p>— Graduate or Die (@graduate_ordie) <a href="https://twitter.com/graduate_ordie/status/1347319695268081665?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 7, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
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I would have, still would do teacher
From SM West in JCKS https://img.izismile.com/img/img7/20...nts_640_06.jpg https://img.izismile.com/img/img7/20...nts_640_08.jpg https://outhouserag.typepad.com/phot...orthcutt05.jpg http://tireball.com/backpage/files/2...arah-jones.jpg https://img.izismile.com/img/img7/20...nts_640_02.jpg https://img.izismile.com/img/img7/20...nts_640_03.jpg https://img.izismile.com/img/img7/20...nts_640_01.jpg Guess what music I listen to while looking at these....? https://thechive.com/wp-content/uplo...rip=info&w=600 https://graduateordie.b-cdn.net/wp-c.../2020/10/3.jpg |
Georgia Teacher Amelia Ressler Masturbated on Video in Front of Kids
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“The Georgia-based social media page posted a screenshot of the video showing a person they say is Ressler, wearing leggings, with her feet up on a desk. Another screenshot shows what appears to be her hand in a mitten between her legs.“
Hmmmm.. I like mittens.... |
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Pretty loony behavior regardless. |
Well, technically she didn't have sex with a student. But she did rub her bean in front of a roomfull of second graders and video herself doing it. That's pretty f-ed up.
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Yeah I think the whole idea was to hide it from the kids but still do something naughty. What a weirdo. 3 kids - in custody of the Dad. Also NEVER a good sign. Pretty sure losing custody of your kids should disqualify you from being a substitute teacher. And this crap: https://i.imgur.com/NDldrD2.png Any woman who posts stuff like this is a walking disaster - 100% of the time. |
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OH HELL YES! I dated one of them for a while. Her name since and forever is SATAN. |
She has some severe self esteem issues.....She must be a raging nymph in the sack and then you can never get rid of her.
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Like Fred Flintstone taking out his cat....****ing nightmare
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Will be interesting to see what charges actually stick if that is what she did fully clothed and wearing a mitten. |
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The all caps self affirmation tells you all you need to know about this crazy B |
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Just another reason why America's education system ranks so poorly.
How far we've fallen. |
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watching this!!! hot!!!!!
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YOU NEED to watch that show
kate mara gets ****ing RAILED titties for DAYS i lived vicariously through the male lead |
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The best thing about this show is she's married and her husband is desperately trying to get her pregnant.
She goes away with her YOUNG STUD for a weekend and after several hours of passionate lovemaking she receives a phone call from her husband. "Oh yes honey, the seminar is great, speeches are a little boring but I'm learning a lot." YOUNG STUD ERIC IS SO MAD RIGHT NOW. His prime piece of teacher ass is talking to husband. HE GETS SO MAD. Kate Mara hangs up the phone and he's MAD and tells her to TAKE HER UNDEARWEAR OFF. RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LIVING ROOM!!!!!!!!!!! He then PICKS HER UP and ****S HER ON THE KITCHEN TABLE! WOW! |
We all need more teachers like Kate Mara.
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spoilers, dude
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I think the ratings will be HUGE!
They will SHOOT UP! The audience will GROW and GROW! I expect a big CLIMAX at the end! |
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This thread needs revived.
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https://y.yarn.co/8fdc1ec9-2fc3-40f1...4df70_text.gif Perhaps the ladies of CP can start their own version of the thread with hot male teachers trying to **** 13 year old girls! |
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Death Penalty. |
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It's like none of these ladies even try to get gussied up for their mugshot
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That ****ing nose.
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Top pic bigger nose Bottom pic skinny nose Either way body shot would could sway some. |
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