When you say cracker in a Starbucks you're going to have to narrow it down quite a ways

I bet 99% of the store turned around like who me?

When people like things I don't I challenge them to a fight

Do they have the darker ones like Sumatra there?

It's Dutch Bros. Nobody says Brothers.

Chiefs legend T sizzle.

Doesn't matter how big you are if other person has a gun, is properly trained, and is at a decent distance you are done.

Hey hey hey no reason to get racist here

I judge you to be a person of good character

suprised, not

Waffle House customers/staff yawn at this.

OK hear me out on this one.

Don't go to Starbucks. Its a ridiculously overpriced hipster shithole with mostly reeruns working there.

Surely your town has a local coffee shop.

Wait I forgot to ask if you have a man bun. NTTIAWWT.

TISWWT

I rarely do anymore. Most of the the time it’s either Foxtail or Zsa Zsa’s if don’t make it at home, which are both local places in Orlando. They have Cuban coffee there, which is way better than anything served at Starbucks. The only time I happen to go to Starbucks anymore is every now and then when I’m at the airport because I travel for work.

And no self respecting man should ever wear a ****ing man bun. That’s some shit I’d expect some soccer fan to wear.

Maybe it's different in your area, but Starbucks is the McDonald's of coffee shops for most people I know. I drink a latte every day (primarily at home), but I've probably had only 2-3 Starbucks coffees in the past year, mostly while traveling in tiny towns that don't have anything better.

The hipsters ARE going to the local places, but they tend to cost MORE, not less. If you want cheap coffee, you can always go to a gas station.

Hipsters don't go to Starbucks anymore. What the hell are you talking about?