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TLO 11-17-2014 09:17 AM

I remember a while back... I took some pepto bismal due to an upset stomach. Turned my poo black for a couple days. That was pretty strange.

TLO 11-17-2014 09:18 AM

The mud shits are the worst. I feel like I could wipe forever and not end up getting it all. :(

J Diddy 11-17-2014 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 11120547)
I remember a while back... I took some pepto bismal due to an upset stomach. Turned my poo black for a couple days. That was pretty strange.

Not pink?

Curious.

J Diddy 11-17-2014 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 11120550)
The mud shits are the worst. I feel like I could wipe forever and not end up getting it all. :(

I just take a shower at that point and hose out the ol' ass pit.

stumppy 11-17-2014 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11120264)
You probably need to twerk on that.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/FCivP_5svO4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

LMAO

I AM NOT clicking on that video.

lcarus 11-17-2014 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by stumppy (Post 11120571)
LMAO

I AM NOT clicking on that video.

It's pretty tame for a pants shitting video.

Dayze 11-17-2014 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 11119892)
You sound like you need a hug.

probably best not to squeeze too hard on that hug though.

TimBone 11-17-2014 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 11120542)
Nice work!

Any news on your front this morning?

Simply Red 11-17-2014 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 11120585)
Any news on your front this morning?

What's funny is; I actually DID have a true clean break about 10 minutes ago - and I'm not even joking.

TimBone 11-17-2014 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 11120590)
What's funny is; I actually DID have a true clean break about 10 minutes ago - and I'm not even joking.

I wasn't joking about mine yesterday either!

Baby Lee 11-17-2014 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 11120550)
The mud shits are the worst. I feel like I could wipe forever and not end up getting it all. :(

Like wiping a marker?

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/vGCIGEUB32M" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

ghak99 11-17-2014 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by suzzer99 (Post 11120261)
Ugh. So they poor the water down their ass crack from behind and use their hands to clean the poo? I'm never going to look at anyone's left hand the same.

No wonder I've had gurgle-butt the whole time over here. There's no way to prepare food with one hand. :barf:

An associate went for ~3 weeks on a christian mission family exchange type of deal. He said the first week is terrible, but about the time you start to "stink" your body adjusts to the food. Some of his stories were quite hilarious. He claimed it takes a while for your body to "quit stinking" after you get back home.

"I'm wet from my back to my balls while standing over a slippery hole in the floor with crap on my hand.... and there isn't a towel in sight. I've got to be doing something wrong." ROFL

bevischief 11-17-2014 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 11119835)
My pooping has been great. Peeing on the other hand has sucked all weekend. I passed 2 kidney stones today.

The wife is going thru the same thing.

007 11-17-2014 01:38 PM

Nope. I poop like shit.

ToxSocks 11-17-2014 01:40 PM

My pooping habits are still fantastic. My wife is in amazement at how often i shit throughout a day.


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