Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9850084)

sort of. I waiver between that and knowing his "WTF"?!!! moment when he sees it.

Originally Posted by seclark (Post 9850090)

one time I had to keep driving around a parking lot, looking for a spot, and the only one I could find had a car like in the op taking up two spots. I pulled in about 2 inches from their drivers door and slid out my passenger side. came back out and the car was gone, but they'd left me a note under my wiper that said, "you are a c@cksucker!" .

I laughed my ass off all the way home. **** those assholes.
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Originally Posted by seclark (Post 9850090)

one time I had to keep driving around a parking lot, looking for a spot, and the only one I could find had a car like in the op taking up two spots. I pulled in about 2 inches from their drivers door and slid out my passenger side. came back out and the car was gone, but they'd left me a note under my wiper that said, "you are a c@cksucker!" .

I laughed my ass off all the way home. **** those assholes.
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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9850112)

LMAO
you don't see the word 'one who sucks the penis' used too often in notes.

Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 9850055)

Better to park like this girl:

http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/...drift_park.gif

Originally Posted by King_Chief_Fan (Post 9850079)

to each his own I guess

Wouldn't you liked to have had the satisfaction of him knowing you did it?

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9848533)

It reminds me of a parking fiasco. At a super busy movie theater mega-plex type place. No spots to be had.
I’m on the right side of the isle and someone was getting ready to back out on my side. They were taking quite a while getting their things in order. I patiently wait, no hurry, with my right blinker on.

As he pulls out, he backs out so he’ll end up leaving in the opposite direction of me. As he’s completing his back, some MFer comes in around from the other side, and drives right into the space. I honk etc.

Guy gets out of his big black shiny Mercedes SUV with his family, and flips me out saying “F you” etc. Nodding his head like “Yeah, that’s right. I said F you.” Walking backwards to keep looking at me; smiling while he did it.

So, I note location of said SUV and find my own spot.

Now, I’m not saying I did, or didn’t, but somehow he ended up with a deep scratch from rear quarter panel to the headlight on the right side. It’s possible that the culprit had so much paint lodged into his key, that he had to get a toothpick from the concession stand to get it out.

Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER (Post 9850142)

So property damage is OK to you because he was a bit of a dick to you.

You are a bigger dick than him.

Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER (Post 9850142)

So property damage is OK to you because he was a bit of a dick to you.

You are a bigger dick than him.

Originally Posted by seclark (Post 9850151)

then mission accomplished.
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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9850154)

bull shit.

being a 'bit' of a dick is just taking the space and leaving it at that.
being a huge dick that deserves instant Karma is taking a space, flipping you off, saying '**** you', walking backwards smiling at his actions.

I would never act like that to someone in that situation. you know why? because I'm not dumb enough to act like that and not expect it to bite me in the ass.

Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER (Post 9850142)

So property damage is OK to you because he was a bit of a dick to you.

You are a bigger dick than him.

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9848996)

The trick is to not do it when there are people watching.

Worked back in high school. :evil:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9850164)

Just because you've rolled over for people like this all your life doesn't mean the rest of us have to. :shake: