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I can see the headline, "Local Lovebirds break into Kaufman Stadium." ROFL Maybe we should tell him it's a metaphor....okay, Roy, listen up: 1st base: Kissing and caressing 2nd base: Inside the bra 3rd base: Inside the pants "Home": Inside the box....er, "target" shall we say.... Hope this helps; if you need further assistance, ask your dad for his copy of Meatloaf's "Bat Out of Hell"....and cue, "Paradise By the DashBoard Lights." :thumb: |
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Jim to Lady Friend...."May I insert my penis into your vagina?" Lady Friend to Jim..."Why of course; I'm glad you asked. I never would have guessed it from that rock hard bulge you've been pokin me in the stomach with for the past 45 minutes." JK, Jim.... ;) |
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You can't expect all serious answers on an open forum, do you? |
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Shhhhhhhhhh!!!! STFU |
Dad is right about one thing Friday Night Comedy in this thread, lol.
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Like hes the voice of maturity for the planet, i don't think so. |
OK Planeteers, I'm to shocked beyond belief to give a rational response.I may need sometime to recover from the disbelief and sharp pain in my gut from laughing at this . :shake:
Honey, I have a headache, bring the tylenol ! :banghead: |
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....I mean, I was just jokin' with your boy here, and all.....hope you don't wanna open up a can of "whoop azz" on me, or anything. You know? Friends? Chum? Buddy? :( :p |
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BINGO!! |
This thread needs PICs..... :hmmm:
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:) |
I think we'll waive the 30 day waiting period and send this one straight to the Classics forum.
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