ChiefsPlanet - The list of 85 by Roastmaster Saul Good. And hey, it's actually saul good.

I thought you said "viva the saul". I'm starting to wonder if this story of yours actually took place or if you're just trying to look cool by saying you kicked a crippled kid's ass.

Shame on you for trying to come up at the expense of some crippled kid without even teaching him the painful but important life lesson that it is NOT OKAY to be a crippled kid.

Donger

06-18-2013 12:48 PM

I wonder which member's ratio of rep received to rep given is the largest?

Saul Good

06-18-2013 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9759451)

Timbones mouth is like the Oakland Coliseum.

I was wondering why they called it "The Black Hole".

J Diddy

06-18-2013 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9759460)

True story.

I tried to kick a cripple kids ass. I knocked the wheelchair over, all hell broke loose, etc

Then he broke out a taser. I have a pacemaker. Score 1 for Timmy.

rico	06-18-2013 12:59 PM

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patteeu

06-18-2013 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 9759420)

Repped by Roastmaster Rico? Then you know your story MUST have been good!

Rico was glad that J Diddy took the attention away from Rico's roast. Here's an excerpt (it was too long to quote in it's entirety):

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Good effort, J Diddy. You didn't make the same mistake I did. I'm not going to lie to you, I got a little long winded and started talking about myself too much instead of the guy I was roasting. I mean, I thought it would be a good idea to explain exactly why I thought Rick was a gay name so I went into this story about this really dumb fictional character I made up named Rick. You get that, don't you? It's comedy genius when you know all the background and think about it real hard. But anyway, I was under a lot of pressure since they put my name in the thread title and I probably screwed up a little bit by going into my history on wrestling boards too. Man, the guys here at CP can be pretty unforgiving, but I think I'm learning a lot about this place and I'm sure I'll figure out how to show them how funny I am in time.

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Baby Lee

06-18-2013 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9758554)

I have scoped the archives and found a hidden excerpt from the life of Hootie. For your pleasure, Hooties night with Sheena.

Needs more feather boa.

rico	06-18-2013 01:03 PM

Of course I repped him. I was begging for people to produce SOMETHING with an exception of Billay and myself. J Diddy (although a few days late) did. I repped Billay on his as well.

And I thought it was cool of him to go his own route with it by writing a parody. Usually on actual roasts I've seen, each comic has their own style (for example, Norm McDonald at the roast of Bob Saget...only a few people even "got" what he was doing).

And to be honest, I thought people were too harsh on him. It wasn't as BAD as people were making it sound, IMO. A couple people jumped at him immediately calling him an unfunny dumbass or whatever (I can empathize..been there)...yet these same people were unable to come up with anything themselves. He at least came up with something. It wasn't comedic genius or anything, but I thought it was better than how people made it sound via their responses.

It probably would have been given hella-positive rep at the wrestling board I post at. :)

Sweet Daddy Hate

06-18-2013 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 9759506)

Needs more feather boa.

http://zrockblog.com/wp-content/uplo...oa-Picture.jpg

BigCatDaddy

06-18-2013 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 9759505)

Rico was glad that J Diddy took the attention away from Rico's roast. Here's an excerpt (it was too long to quote in it's entirety):

He was born a ramblin' man.