That's not an abnormal thought.

In puritian times I would have been hung 400 times over by now

Low IQ man focuses on wrong element of post

Look at the bright side. I'll bet Popeye would be jealous of your forearms.

I actually stood next to Tyler Bray in a bar when he first got here the summer after we drafted him. He didn't know anyone and i befriended him and tried to scrap off some of the girls that were coming up to him and hanging in his vacinity

Just stop. Smh.

THAT'S WHY YOU ARE A GOD DAMNED CREEP

I used to have a friend who was almost this bad, not a bad looking guy at all and he was a KILLER guitar player, a tool he didnt use nearly enough... he just overthought everything to the point that he lost focus of the main objective, like this guy.

"I've deeply studied and scientifically calculated every angle and am now an expert in the ways in which I am undesirable to the female species... herp"

Good Lord, and I used to think I was shy.

You're right, you're right.

You should let us take a look at those recordings and see if we can help.

Troll long, troll strong.

The reason why you don't get laid is you're a ****ing creeper.

I see a rape van in your future.

How are you guys believing this bull shit? It is Vulture and he has returned.

A) I don't believe you, and
B) if you ARE serious, your desperation is the reason you're not getting laid. Cyclical angst.

Have you tried slipping an object into her drink?

I've only been glancing at this thread but wow! Has Katipan chimed in?

This is like high school where they kid has a 'kick me' sign on his back and can't figure it out. Gotta give Beach Tribe credit however for trying to help.