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But that one final act was strictly verboten. |
After 28 years of marriage my wife was kind of meh about BJs. We kind got in a rut because of raising the girls and working so much it was hurry up and do it and let's go to sleep...
I decided to do some manscaping one day and holy shit she was fascinated by it and couldn't leave it alone.... it also looked huge with its new hair cut..LMAO |
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Making love to the same woman you have a long history with, the girl that gets all your jokes and knows yet puts up with your weaknesses, when you climb on her as easily as climbing the nearest "king of the mountain" hill, when every move is already known, when every groan and giggle is expected, theres reeeally something to be said for that... its special man. Strange is great yeah sure, but having that one special girl is sooo much better... take it from me, your old Uncle Scotty... its true. |
I guess I got a blowjob last week and told the gal she needs to work on her skills. Shes offering to blow me again.
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No I'm not jelly, not even close.
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LMAO. The last few comments
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He's corpuscular, get'im boys!! |
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Bring this shit home. Entertain us! |
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Have you read his posts? You're literally the 40 year old version of him. |
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Rhythm is definitely NOT gonna get you. That might be the whitest, most middle aged, ****ing casserole supper and TV Guide, shit I've read in a while. |
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......and patriotic. :thailor: |
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Mouth not tight enuf? |
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Clean fights and dirty sex I say.
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LMAO holy **** this thread took off.
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So no i dont push it and never will, if she decides to then that will happen when it happens. I cant blame her and am just happy she didnt turn lesbian. |
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Alas, my wife suffers from post-marital gag reflex.
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I went by the gf's office today with some snacks because she has to get some year end work done...ended up getting blown in her office chair
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Go oooonnnnnnn!!! |
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See what I did there! |
New girlfriend is a freak in the sack.
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This thread has risen to serious consideration for the HOC. One more burst and it crosses the finish line.
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Yes. A woman starts sucking on my rod & licking my balls & I just want some pussy. |
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How? |
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I voted every time, but have only had 2 in the last year, but it was everytime
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Hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm
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I'm pretty fugly, but not that ****ing fugly.
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I went to a party, got drunk and ended up hooking up with a girl there..we went upstairs and started ****ing..after a few minutes she started screaming, "**** my cooter!!!" Screaming it loud as hell..loud enough people heard it downstairs..over music So everyone started calling me Cooter |
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Your wife can't take a joke! |
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Having sec with a girl doggy style..you pull out cum on her back..take your hand smear it across her back..jam your thumb in her ass really quick She will try crawling away while screaming making monkey sounds |
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Props. |
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Nut in her eye, and kick her in the shin. She'll hop on on leg covering one eye screaming arrrrrrrrrgggg! The dolphin: Try to stick it her ass and she says "eh eh, eh eh, eh eh" |
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Every single day, without question. I love this woman more than life itself.
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Americans need to start expecting this from their spouses. |
to each his own.
not betraying my wife with details. |
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A lot of Americans are too uptight about sex. Apparently you and dipshit are part of that crowd. |
The Bills did a lot of sucking today. Does that count?
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you're prolly married to a hog. no? let's see her..what's that? you won't show a pic? but you''ll talk about her giving head? yup, low class. |
Once in the last 3 years..
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Hooray for missionary position and no-head sex lives like you and jsp have. Talking about sex and what you do in the bedroom isn't low class. Keep trying though. |
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The Houdini
Bang a gal from behind, in crease speed then pull out and spit on her back. She'll think you came, but when she turns around you blow it in her face. Slight of cock. |
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