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Safe Space: Brag about yourself or a family member (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=352013)

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Originally Posted by Superbowltrashcan (Post 17365631)

Well here goes,

Offspring #1: Graduated HS #17 in her class of 650+. No debt after college due to soccer, academic scholarships, and repay years teaching that covered the rest. Now she works for Intel doing education related things. Not sure exactly what but she already earns more than I did my last year of teaching high school before retiring. Just texted me this morning, flying back from a London business trip. Wedding paid for and grandchild produced!

Offspring #2: Graduated #1 in her class of 700+. Received a full ride from U of A in Fayetteville and graduated top in her class with a degree in Chemistry. Full ride awarded at CalTech where she finished up her PhD in Chemistry. Relocated to Chicago in June with her fiancé and is doing a Post Doc position through Northwestern, also funded by the Chicago Museum. She goes to various locations and does analysis of pieces of art needing touch up/restoration. Lots of trips to Europe, some state side. In fact she just got back from Cincinnati. And yes they took her group out one night for chili. She said it was like someone in college was at the end of the semester and just threw everything left in a meal. She thought she could avoid it since she doesn’t eat meat but they had a vegetarian version on the menu. If they go back she going to be “intermittent fasting”….

Offspring #3 and #4: works in progress but trending towards similar outcomes. Fingers crossed…

That's terrific. Way to go!

I once went in to put in a job application and ended up getting a blowjob.

The funny part was telling the dude afterward I wasn't even Gay

ROFL

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Originally Posted by Hog's Gone Fishin (Post 17365665)

I once went in to put in a job application and ended up getting a blowjob.

The funny part was telling the dude afterward I wasn't even Gay

LMAO
Crazy bastard
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Originally Posted by Hog's Gone Fishin (Post 17365665)

I once went in to put in a job application and ended up getting a blowjob.

The funny part was telling the dude afterward I wasn't even Gay

He was gay for sucking your dick. Power move. Hope Billay gave you the job.

My son's cream pied 4 women to give me 8 grandkids, 7 boys and 1 girl, to keep our family name alive

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Originally Posted by Hog's Gone Fishin (Post 17365665)

I once went in to put in a job application and ended up getting a blowjob.

The funny part was telling the dude afterward I wasn't even Gay

It's not gay if you don't make eye contact

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Originally Posted by FlaChief58 (Post 17365735)

My son's cream pied 4 women to give me 8 grandkids, 7 boys and 1 girl, to keep our family name alive

https://youtu.be/sP2tUW0HDHA?si=Ts2s1HPkopQvwTYs

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Originally Posted by Skyy God (Post 17365820)

https://youtu.be/sP2tUW0HDHA?si=Ts2s1HPkopQvwTYs

You of all people want to talk shit? STFU Mr fake ass girlfriend on a fake ass vacation in Belize

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Originally Posted by FlaChief58 (Post 17365828)

You of all people want to talk shit? STFU Mr fake ass girlfriend on a fake ass vacation in Belize

You seem like a proud grandpappy, Cletus.

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Originally Posted by FlaChief58 (Post 17365735)

My son's cream pied 4 women to give me 8 grandkids, 7 boys and 1 girl, to keep our family name alive

Hello Mr. Travis Henry Sr.

It’s my 34 th year of teaching, wife is a principal, oldest daughter is in grad school to be a speech pathologist, youngest daughter is a junior in college and plans on being a physician assistant. Has had a 4.0 since kindergarten and was the ksu student of the year in her dept last year. Son is in 8 th grade and wants to be an ag engineer. I am a very lucky man. The key is to marry an amazing woman.

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Originally Posted by Pasta Little Brioni (Post 17365260)

$200 lunches, $1000 expense account for EVERY dinner with the most famous of clients, newest greenest most expensive car on the market, 10% tipper

Because you have nothing of your own to brag about loser. ROFL

A young lady at the gym told me I have nice biceps. Lol, jk, that's not my brag. Though that did happen a couple days ago. Nice ego boost.

My 2nd oldest godson recently got an offer for a scholarship to play baseball. Very proud of him.

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Originally Posted by Skyy God (Post 17365829)

You seem like a proud grandpappy, Cletus.

If you ever get to have non imaginary sex with a non imaginary woman, and you reproduce, you may get it.

While I was at work my Rottweiler, Stumppy once got out of the backyard, chased a dude on a bike and bit him. Animal control showed up at the house and wrote my soon to be ex-wife two tickets for it. She then called me at work and said she wasn't paying the tickets for MY dog and I was damn sure going to take care of them.

Fast forward about a year later, the divorce process is still going on and she's still a huge bitch. After dropping my son off at school one morning I drive by her having been pulled over by the local town cop. He's in the process of cuffing and stuffing her into his car on the side of the road.LMAO The people she worked with, her friends, and many other people she knew would be driving right by her that morning.LMAO

I never paid those tickets.:D She had a bench warrant out because if it. She was taken to the county jail and had to wait for her new boyfriend to come bail her out.