Poor up bringing or financial reasons or she just simply loves the dick and the cash is a bonus.

Hello Hootie.

Tigger is the ****ing moron that has a crush so big on Alex, that when Alex refuses to let him suck the the next several generations of Smith's out of his shaft, he kills him. He can never meet him, because this would be the most likely outcome.

Man these guys come out of nowhere to talk about me. That's not creepy/weird at all.

I envision Tigger as Andrew Beckett in Philadelphia. Remember the movie scene with Robert (Clay) in the Stallion Showcase Cinema? It would have been their first Grindr date.

I'm wagering its all of the above. He's unprecedented in CP history and lore.

He's an excellent troll. Says dumb shit that's just believable enough to be real. He knows what he's doing.

Being right a lot more than I am ever wrong is a way to build cred like I have

Don’t worry George. In 2 months when Alex is traded, this moron will go full reerun and the tears will be delicious while we move forward with Pat.

If I had a nickel for each time someone said 'don't worry _____ '

You know nothing. You have been right about nothing.

You are a fool.

The post trade meltdowm from these clowns will be glorious. That alone will have made watching Smith waste our time for 5 years worth it.

ROFL

Ask Clay if he thinks you are right

All signs point to Alex being gone. He shit the bed in the first round of the playoffs. Again. He's expensive. And we have his replacement, who has demonstrated to us all that he is ready to play.

You and about 10 others are about the only losers who refuse to put up with the expected slight dropoff in overall play for one measly season. And even then, in situations like the Tennessee game, I'd argue we're getting far superior and far IMPROVED play.

Ten bucks says Pat beats the Giants and Jets.

You're needlessly holding out hope on a sinking ship of a position all because you made so many ****ing enemies and you refuse to admit you're wrong to them any sooner than you have to.

If that's the way you want it, so be it.