How long will this bug transformation to nice bug take?

The gnats are bad as **** right now and I may start murdering them with spray. Not sure how that will sit with the new reformed bug movement.

I welcome it. It helps spread the word and will keep me from getting mosquito bites.

Now that they have religion, you do not want to become their devil. I would advise you to wait for word to spread. It may take a few thousand years.

They do the mutilation thing, right?

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They were lost and directionless until I brought order to their world. Now they know their way.

I never even managed to become anything: neither wicked nor good, neither a hero nor an insect. And now I am living out my life in my corner, taunting myself with the spiteful and utterly futile consolation that it is even impossible for an intelligent man seriously to become anything, and only fools become something.* I wanted many times to become an insect, but was not deemed worthy even of that!

My new religion has spawned its first philosopher. This is a big step.

I'm sure they have already sung the benevolent praises of the Rainman to their brethren the cockroach, silverfish, termite and housefly. They shall search for the House of Rainman and enter the holy site to worship and exalt in his presence.

:D

Do you consider yourself as a good Samaritan now?

I was just thinking with Rainman inviting all the bugs into his home the arachnids are going to breech his border walls. brown recluse, black widow and funnel spiders love bugs its like their prime rib.

It's a big tent. As long as they worship and respect the Giant Nike Shoe, they will do no harm.

100% chance this bug goes on to be the Hitler of its kind. Thanks Rainman!

Too late. God help us all.

Last week I was gassing my car and a wasp was crawling on the ground by my foot. I considered crushing it, but ultimately decided not to since it wasn’t a yellow jacket or a hornet. Two minutes later I’m making a turn onto a busy road where I have to move fast and time things so I can get over 3 lanes in a hurry, when I feel something crawling on my neck. While turning the wheel and accelerating I went to brush it away and my hand recognized it as a wasp just as it stung me on my sunburnt neck. Somehow I managed to not wreck my car. Also couldn’t find the wasp while driving until I had stopped and gotten out, at which time I ended the life of that ungrateful mother****er. This felt like the right place to tell this story.