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temper11 02-06-2015 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11313875)
Good job bud!

What? Do you know how to have a conversation? You did a drive by shooting on my post and now want to run away.

Katipan 02-06-2015 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by temper11 (Post 11313880)
What? Do you know how to have a conversation? You did a drive by shooting on my post and now want to run away.

I refuse to wear your ribbon.

temper11 02-06-2015 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11313882)
I refuse to wear your ribbon.

No idea what that means. Again, do you know how to have a conversation? It is important for the other person to understand your message.

Katipan 02-06-2015 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by temper11 (Post 11313888)
No idea what that means. Again, do you know how to have a conversation? It is important for the other person to understand your message.

What else would you like my opinion on?

The color of the ribbon?

You will have to show pictures of your wife first.

temper11 02-06-2015 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11313890)
What else would you like my opinion on?

The color of the ribbon?

You will have to show pictures of your wife first.

Ok... I win, simply by your forfeiting the conversation. Have a nice day.

Katipan 02-06-2015 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by temper11 (Post 11313895)
Ok... I win, simply by your forfeiting the conversation. Have a nice day.

Plus you have a ribbon.

Fire Me Boy! 02-06-2015 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by temper11 (Post 11313895)
Ok... I win, simply by your forfeiting the conversation. Have a nice day.

Katipan always wins, dude. Always. Sorry.

ptlyon 02-06-2015 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 11313898)
Katipan always wins, dude. Always. Sorry.

She had me at the beer bottle post

Graystoke 02-06-2015 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 11313898)
Katipan always wins, dude. Always. Sorry.

This.

On a side note we are always on Katipan's side because she is a cool chick

Fire Me Boy! 02-06-2015 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Graystoke (Post 11313901)
On a side note we are always on Katipan's side because she is a cool chick

This.

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Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 11313900)
She had me at the beer bottle post

Also this.

sedated 02-06-2015 01:59 PM

temper11: my wife does things that she may not love because she wants me to be happy.

Katipan: its appalling that you would want her to do things she doesn't like.

Am I getting this right?

luv 02-06-2015 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 11313900)
She had me at the beer bottle post

Would YOU stick a beer bottle up your ass? Does that interest you?

stumppy 02-06-2015 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11313860)
OH BUT PLEASE STUMPPY IT WOULD MAKE ME SO HAPPY IF YOU WOULD SHOVE THIS BEER BOTTLE UP YOUR ASS AND LET MY GIRLFRIENDS PLAY RING TOSS I LOVE YOU BABY

LMAO

I got one rule in the bedroom. We both gotta enjoy it !!! If we BOTH don't like it the I don't like it.

stumppy 02-06-2015 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by stumppy (Post 11313910)
LMAO

I got one rule in the bedroom. We both gotta enjoy it !!! If we BOTH don't like it the I don't like it.

I might add that if she getting what she likes here then she might as well just get on along down the road .

DMAC 02-06-2015 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 11313907)
Would YOU stick a beer bottle up your ass? Does that interest you?

http://replygif.net/i/248.gif

luv 02-06-2015 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 11313906)
temper11: my wife does things that she may not love because she wants me to be happy.

Katipan: its appalling that you would want her to do things she doesn't like.

Am I getting this right?

I totally see both sides. My thought is this: I may occasionally do things I don't fully enjoy just because he likes them. I mean, as long as I'm not turned off by said things, and we both end up achieving the ultimate goal, then no harm done. However, if he EXPECTED me to do said things, then that changes things.

This whole holiday is a conundrum. I don't think we need a special day to remind us to be romantic. OTOH, it's pretty much the first time in longer than I can remember that I've actually had a Valentine, so it's kinda nice.

luv 02-06-2015 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DMAC (Post 11313915)

LMAO

stumppy 02-06-2015 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 11313906)
temper11: my wife does things that she may not love because she wants me to be happy.

The last thing I'll ever want for my old lady to do in the bedroom is something she doesn't like. I might encourage her to experiment before she makes up her mind but if it's something she's not enjoying doing then it's no fun for me.

stumppy 02-06-2015 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by DMAC (Post 11313915)

ROFL

luv 02-06-2015 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by stumppy (Post 11313919)
The last thing I'll ever want for my old lady to do in the bedroom is something she doesn't like. I might encourage her to experiment before she makes up her mind but if it's something she's not enjoying doing then it's no fun for me.

I think there's a line between "something she doesn't like" versus "something she doesn't necessarily enjoy".

temper11 02-06-2015 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 11313916)
I totally see both sides. My thought is this: I may occasionally do things I don't fully enjoy just because he likes them. I mean, as long as I'm not turned off by said things, and we both end up achieving the ultimate goal, then no harm done. However, if he EXPECTED me to do said things, then that changes things.

Then we are in full agreement.

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 11313916)
This whole holiday is a conundrum. I don't think we need a special day to remind us to be romantic. OTOH, it's pretty much the first time in longer than I can remember that I've actually had a Valentine, so it's kinda nice.

I would have agreed with you 15 years and 4 kids ago. But everyone is different. And holiday's aren't always required to remind us to focus on our marriage... but sometimes you just get so "in the grind" that Vday is a nice slap in the face (figuratively - at least in my case).

temper11 02-06-2015 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 11313922)
I think there's a line between "something she doesn't like" versus "something she doesn't necessarily enjoy".

This. If she flat out doesn't like it, then it goes on to that "never" list I was talking about.

stumppy 02-06-2015 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 11313922)
I think there's a line between "something she doesn't like" versus "something she doesn't necessarily enjoy".

Yea, I get that. For me though it's all about both people having a smile on their faces afterward. Not one of them laying there ( or climbing down out of the swing) :evil:thinking ' I'm glad thats over'.

Katipan 02-06-2015 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 11313922)
I think there's a line between "something she doesn't like" versus "something she doesn't necessarily enjoy".

http://replygif.net/i/248.gif

Reverse it. Say he's doing something to you that you love, does the fact that he's re-reading a book in his head while he's doing it screw it up at all for you?

Not that I really think it's the same, since men are dirty little hamsters and like to do everything. ;)

Katipan 02-06-2015 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by stumppy (Post 11313929)
Yea, I get that. For me though it's all about both people having a smile on their faces afterward. Not one of them laying there ( or climbing down out of the swing) :evil:thinking ' I'm glad thats over'.

I couldn't even imagine enjoying something that I knew the other person did not enjoy.

I mean unless it was just some dirty 20 year old college boy I pulled from the bar.

Fire Me Boy! 02-06-2015 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11313930)
Not that I really think it's the same, since men are dirty little hamsters and like to do everything. ;)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-loJQ1F_Kju.../s320/igor.gif

stumppy 02-06-2015 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11313933)
I couldn't even imagine enjoying something that I knew the other person did not enjoy.

I mean unless it was just some dirty 20 year old college "girl" I pulled from the bar.

Me too.

sedated 02-06-2015 02:29 PM

"I could do anything I want because she's willing to make me happy, but I don't get pleasure out of something she doesn't enjoy."

Is that a catch 22? A paradox perhaps?

Baby Lee 02-06-2015 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11313896)
Plus you have a ribbon.

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Rib...1b8_469849.jpg

temper11 02-06-2015 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11313933)
I couldn't even imagine enjoying something that I knew the other person did not enjoy.

I mean unless it was just some dirty 20 year old college boy I pulled from the bar.

Ok... I'm going to get a little personal here, but my wife does not like to have the lights on. She is self-conscious about her body even though she is gorgeous (typical woman). Or she just doesn't want to see me! (more likely). Soft lights on would fall into "special occasion" category for us. Does that make me disgusting because I want to "SEE" my wife?

Baby Lee 02-06-2015 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 11313936)

To be fair, you are a bit . . . Abby.

stumppy 02-06-2015 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by temper11 (Post 11313970)
Ok... I'm going to get a little personal here, but my wife does not like to have the lights on. She is self-conscious about her body even though she is gorgeous (typical woman). Or she just doesn't want to see me! (more likely). Soft lights on would fall into "special occasion" category for us. Does that make me disgusting because I want to "SEE" my wife?

Oh you sick sick bastard. You're really out there on the new cutting edge with all that lights on shit.:p

Fire Me Boy! 02-06-2015 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by temper11 (Post 11313970)
Ok... I'm going to get a little personal here, but my wife does not like to have the lights on. She is self-conscious about her body even though she is gorgeous (typical woman). Or she just doesn't want to see me! (more likely). Soft lights on would fall into "special occasion" category for us. Does that make me disgusting because I want to "SEE" my wife?

Yes.

Next question.

temper11 02-06-2015 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stumppy (Post 11313975)
Oh you sick sick bastard. You're really out there on the new cutting edge with all that lights on shit.:p

I know... HBO want's to do a special on me.

Katipan 02-06-2015 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by temper11 (Post 11313970)
Ok... I'm going to get a little personal here, but my wife does not like to have the lights on. She is self-conscious about her body even though she is gorgeous (typical woman). Or she just doesn't want to see me! (more likely). Soft lights on would fall into "special occasion" category for us. Does that make me disgusting because I want to "SEE" my wife?

What I find to be an antithesis of everything my vagina stands for is the idea that our passion comes at a cost to one of us.

Individual kink having little to do with my personal feelings on the subject.

You specifically stated things she didn't enjoy. You should send me flowers for sticking up for your wife.

WhawhaWhat 02-06-2015 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by temper11 (Post 11313970)
Ok... I'm going to get a little personal here, but my wife does not like to have the lights on. She is self-conscious about her body even though she is gorgeous (typical woman). Or she just doesn't want to see me! (more likely). Soft lights on would fall into "special occasion" category for us. Does that make me disgusting because I want to "SEE" my wife?

Find someone else who doesn't care what the light situation is.

sedated 02-06-2015 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by WhawhaWhat (Post 11313988)
Find someone else who doesn't care what the light situation is.

perfectly reasonable to divorce your wife because you have differing opinions on lighting during sex.

WhawhaWhat 02-06-2015 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 11313993)
perfectly reasonable to divorce your wife because you have differing opinions on lighting during sex.

Never said divorce.

temper11 02-06-2015 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11313984)
What I find to be an antithesis of everything my vagina stands for is the idea that our passion comes at a cost to one of us.

Individual kink having little to do with my personal feelings on the subject.

You specifically stated things she didn't enjoy. You should send me flowers for sticking up for your wife.

That is one of the things she doesn't enjoy. If she had her way, we'd never have the lights on. There are a few others, most of them things that I would think most on this board would consider very minor (no bottles or ring toss here). But everyone's list and preferences are different, the principal is still the same in my opinion.

temper11 02-06-2015 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11313984)
You specifically stated things she didn't enjoy. You should send me flowers for sticking up for your wife.

And... not to incite another blog fight... but I guess I just don't understand why you felt the need to "stick up for my wife". I didn't think I said anything disparaging about her. Certainly wasn't my intent. And probably the worst thing I could do for my own Valentine's day is send another woman flowers! :)

ptlyon 02-06-2015 03:16 PM

Can't we all just stick a beer bottle up our ass and get along?

stumppy 02-06-2015 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by temper11 (Post 11314013)
And probably the worst thing I could do for my own Valentine's day is send another woman flowers! :)

And damn sure don't put a flashlight in it.

stumppy 02-06-2015 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 11314016)
Can't we all just stick a beer bottle up our ass and get along?

You go first.

TribalElder 02-06-2015 03:26 PM

This thread has gotten weirdo now lolz

Katipan 02-06-2015 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 11314016)
Can't we all just stick a beer bottle up our ass and get along?

OK but flip it around. No double dipping.

And when were all done someone teach the rapey noob what a sense of humor is.

Bugeater 02-06-2015 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TribalElder (Post 11314035)
This thread has gotten weirdo now lolz

Luv's threads always deliver

TimBone 02-06-2015 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by temper11 (Post 11313864)
Does your boyfriend give you back rubs? Foot rubs? If yes, he is doing stuff he doesn't enjoy. Get off your high horse.

Bullshit. I like giving my wife backrubs.

TimBone 02-06-2015 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by DMAC (Post 11313915)

Well ****ing played.

raybec 4 02-06-2015 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11314050)
OK but flip it around. No double dipping.

And when were all done someone teach the rapey noob what a sense of humor is.

rapey noob LMAO

TimBone 02-06-2015 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11314050)
OK but flip it around. No double dipping.

And when were all done someone teach the rapey noob what a sense of humor is.

LMAO

Discuss Thrower 02-06-2015 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11314050)
OK but flip it around. No double dipping.

And when were all done someone teach the rapey noob what a sense of humor is.

... buttered popcorn..?

TribalElder 02-06-2015 04:40 PM

http://i.imgur.com/RSEqhj5.gif

Mr. Flopnuts 02-06-2015 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11313312)
Make it about one of his hobbies he doesn't get to indulge overly, or a more extravagant indulgence in it than he usually does. And makes sure it's a manly pursuit, reinforce how sexy you find his virility.

Like a round of golf at a really nice club, or a couple hours with a golf pro at the driving range.

If you can find a place nearby, rent a sports car, or some laps at a racing school.

Is there a private cigar bar in the area?

That kind of thing.

If you want something you both participate in, an elaborate meal is always nice. BlueApron.com has fancy meal prep services where they send all ingredients and detailed instructions for a gourmet meal prepared at home.

Basically, find a way to let him relax luxuriously and feel masculine a the same time. Good way to say 'I really like what makes you, you' without being sappy or clingy or desperate.

Golf is manly? And you're the voice on what's racist? Lol!

Hammock Parties 02-06-2015 04:48 PM

Holy ****, a cigar bar? Gross. Puke.

TimBone 02-06-2015 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by TribalElder (Post 11314121)

Hahahahahahahahahaha

WTF

CaliforniaChief 02-06-2015 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by TribalElder (Post 11314121)

LMAO This place rules.

Ming the Merciless 02-06-2015 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 11314139)
Hahahahahahahahahaha

WTF

wow ISIS has gone too far this time

is that another Jordanian pilot?

BigRedChief 02-06-2015 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by TribalElder (Post 11314121)

No wonder we beat and embarrassed them in WWII.

BigRedChief 02-06-2015 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by temper11 (Post 11313888)
No idea what that means. Again, do you know how to have a conversation? It is important for the other person to understand your message.

Do you not have any education on pop culture? Do you not know of the soup Nazi? The Dude? the horror.........:shake:

temper11 02-06-2015 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 11314211)
Do you not have any education on pop culture? Do you not know of the soup Nazi? The Dude? the horror.........:shake:

hmm... I do remember the soup nazi, still don't remember anything about a ribbon. My recollection is that George asks for something extra to Jerry's horror. Soup nazi replies... "no soup for you!". Sorry. It's been years.

'Hamas' Jenkins 02-06-2015 06:15 PM

An axe, shovel, and a bag of lime.

Always comes in handy.

luv 02-06-2015 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baconeater (Post 11314079)
Luv's threads always deliver

Consider it my Valentine's Day gift to CP.

Baby Lee 02-06-2015 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 11312923)
Sucking dick is kind of a given.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baconeater (Post 11314079)
Luv's threads always deliver

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 11314262)
Consider it my Valentine's Day gift to CP.

Geez, talk about a prize level letdown

http://s.quickmeme.com/img/22/22a998...3ec08dc24d.jpg

BigRedChief 02-06-2015 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by temper11 (Post 11314227)
hmm... I do remember the soup nazi, still don't remember anything about a ribbon. My recollection is that George asks for something extra to Jerry's horror. Soup nazi replies... "no soup for you!". Sorry. It's been years.

http://www.forumspile.com/Newbie-Bad.jpg

R8RFAN 02-06-2015 06:47 PM

This thread will be going 5 years from now

stumppy 02-06-2015 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 11314242)
An axe, shovel, and a bag of lime.

Always comes in handy.

He probably won't want that til he's gotten completely roped in.

TimBone 02-06-2015 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by R8RFAN (Post 11314304)
This thread will be going 5 years from now

Two years after Del Rio is fired!

bevischief 02-06-2015 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baconeater (Post 11314079)
Luv's threads always deliver

This.

bevischief 02-06-2015 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raybec 4 (Post 11314104)
rapey noob LMAO

Rape is funny on CP.

Bowser 02-06-2015 08:00 PM

Smells like angry grudge sex in here.

Coochie liquor 02-07-2015 05:49 AM

Suck his D, make him a sammich, don't talk too much /thread

luv 02-15-2015 08:27 PM

BTW, I ended up getting him a bottle of tequila that we both like and a wall clock that looks like the Death Star. He loved it. I got a five course meal prepared for me...followed by "dessert". :) Great weekend. Thanks for all of the suggestions!

Mr. Flopnuts 02-15-2015 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 11328316)
BTW, I ended up getting him a bottle of tequila that we both like and a wall clock that looks like the Death Star. He loved it. I got a five course meal prepared for me...followed by "dessert". :) Great weekend. Thanks for all of the suggestions!

After he ate it you better have sucked it to completion.

Iowanian 02-15-2015 08:40 PM

So I put in the work and effort and get preempted for a wall clock

Hammock Parties 02-15-2015 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 11328316)
a wall clock that looks like the Death Star.

Loved the gift honey. Thanks.

lewdog 02-15-2015 09:11 PM

Tequila is just an awesome gift. Nice idea.

Bowser 02-15-2015 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 11328343)
So I put in the work and effort and get preempted for a wall clock

...that looks like the Death Star.

TLO 02-16-2015 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by TribalElder (Post 11314121)

:huh::eek: LMAO

Pasta Little Brioni 02-16-2015 09:57 AM

Tribals video was the best advice in this thread

HemiEd 02-16-2015 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Numbah One (Post 11312991)
BTW, on the love thing:

Wait for him to say it. Guys don't really care about hearing it from a girl this early in the relationship. As long as he is hitting that shit on the reg, he really does not care if you say it.

You want to wait for him to get emotionally attached to you and thinking long-term and then he will say it. Hopefully then you want to say it back, because that's when he needs to hear it.

You have come a long way since peanut butter and the neighbors dog.


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