LMAO That is perhaps the most awesome shirt I've ever heard of.

It's not cross thread humor. I'm playing LotRO and just got killed by a giant turtle.

This is my favorite shirt. This is just a picture of what's on it.

You must be as bored as I am.

Not at all.

It's a raid. We're going for epic loots.

I'm still bored. I'm talking to a guy friend online who is sick of dating, sick of women, but feels he's "not getting any younger". He's only 35. I'm trying to cheer him up, but nothing seems to be working. This must be like talking to me sometimes...lol.

Sounds like a match made in heaven for you.

He prefers petite blondes. Two things I can never be.

That sounds like me except that it's not me. And that I couldn't really be sick of dating since I don't do it. And I don't care about "not getting any younger".

I'd prefer a Corvette, but I drive a Dodge.

I really can't understand why he has problems with women. He's adorable, I'm sure he's nice to girls he's interested in, he has a steady job and his own place. I think he lacks self-confidence. Too many times screwed over. Hello? The high maintenance chicks will chew up and spit out pushovers.

I have this philosophy that the only person who's allowed to be down on themself is me. It frustrates me when I can't cheer someone up.

I have this philosophy where I don't give a shit about anybody, so if they need to be cheered up, I'm probably the wrong individual to talk to. Although I can probably make them laugh while I'm ripping them apart.

Hey. If it works....

It's done me no wrong so far.

I find that life's a better place without interpersonal entanglements.

I don't have it in me to be a hermit. I like people.

Also, what's a good radio staion going through KC? I know of 101 The Fox. WHat channel is Jack FM?

Well there's your problem.

What, you don't want to listen to 5 hours of pre-draft radio?

Ummmm....

Am I less of a fan if I prefer music?

This

Okay, another question. I have a dryer where the lint trap pulls out from the top. Whenever I pull it out, there's only lint on the top half, and I can tell where it's torn. THis means there's lint stuck somewere in my dryer. Is there an easy way to get it out? I know it's not good for the dryer.

Luv, you need one of these.

http://www.alwaysbrilliant.com/aa/bb...L200008060.jpg

Here you go.

http://www.amazon.com/Fuller-Brush-C.../dp/B0006B0S9Q

Damn. It's too bad I got rid of the brush like that I had for my fishtank when I sold it.

I'm not sure if you could have used that.

Speaking of Washers/Dryers,

I have to install a new washer and dryer in my new house, can I easily do this by myself, or do I need professional help?

The Dryer is gas, fwiw.

This post out of context of luv's post is epic.

I'd prefer music too, but I don't want to listen to the radio, and the stupid factory stereo in my truck won't play burned cds.

It probably went out the exhaust vent.

Washer is easy, on the dryer make sure to use teflon tape on the gas line connections.

Thanks.

Before I tape it, should I use the soap bubble trick, like you are supposed to do w/ propane gas?

Don't they have Fantasy Draft Football now?

No, that is for checking for leaks after you make the connections. Or just use a Bic lighter, either way works.

Probably, but I sure as hell am not going to listen to it.

Wait, I know its for leaks, but are you trying to trick me into exploding my new house?

I don't care for that accusation. :harumph:

Nawwww

Trust him, I would



I'm not always know for good judgment

I have no random thoughts, or thoughts of any kind for that matter.

Last night, I dreamed that I traveled all across America while sitting on top of the Golden Gate Bridge.

please stay out of my e-mail for the last time !

I was thinking about making the switch to spicy mustard all the time, but after this last sandwich, I'm teetering again.

I had 30 stitches taken out of my shoulder/chest on Thursday

I'm working during the draft.

Again.

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/...4/wooddrew.jpg

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http://a95.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/...58575bdde6.jpg

I know I made the same joke in the Draft thread, but **** it.

I am anxious to see how he does without Billy Bob Thornton.

Or Kenny Powers.

Damn, I missed it. Here:

http://www.ljcfyi.com/blog/2007/may2...Aid_pickle.jpg

It's a Kool-Aid pickle apparently. I couldn't find a wooden pickle.

That looks scary.

I wonder why it seems harder to wipe your butt as you get older. Is it because there is more surface area? Or because you care more?

Loss of dexterity. It's not a natural motion.

I think I'm getting sick. :(

I made some veggie soup his evening. Temporary relief, but I think it's gonna get worse before it gets better.

Sounds like swine flu to me.

What's the point in eating corn, if your body doesn't digest it?:hmmm:

Nah. Probably all sinus related. Headache is sinuses. Throat is probably sinus drainage.

What sucks is that I have to be at work tomorrow. I'm scheduled to do a remote conversion with a customer.

I'll be taking a sleeping aid early tonight. I did the soup thing, but I don't have any vitamin c.

May the Force be with you.

You think that lady holding it up with a fork wants to sit on it?

Seriously.

http://i44.tinypic.com/2j26f4h.jpg

There is no more tastier burp than an Indian food burp. Mmmmm.

im half drunken BBW LOOKING FOR A GUY TO LET ME INVADE THEIR ASS NOT MINE IF YOU WANNA BEND OVER AND TAKE MY STRAP EMAIL ME IF YOU DONT LIKE BIGGER WOMEN DONT REPLY NO DUMB QUESTIONS EITHER I AM MARRIED AND PLAN ON STAYING THAT WAY!! YOU MUST BRING A BOTTLE OF SOMETHING TO KEEP THE PARTY GOING DDD FREE HIV TOO YOU MUST BE CLEAN!!!

My last 3 reps have come from 3 different female members of Chiefsplanet. I feel like such a 50 at Halo.

Is it wrong that when a girl adds me on facebook, I immediately comb her entire picture archive?

50% of my neg reps have come from females.

The only thing wrong about it is you're not posting the pics here.

I posted one.

This thread is too much like Twitter.

I just ate a popsicle and had eggs for breakfast.

Oh man, 2 hotties from twitter added me today... this one brunette from MAINE, oh my... I would eat the corn from her poo, so hot.

Why is this thread only 15 pages? Why have I not clicked on this thread?
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Hell, I thought that's why it's red? :shrug:

Man no love for the rain game.
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I bought some weed off of a guy on the trolley today. What the **** did he give me? He called it some purple mountain... something kush. This is some good shit. I literaly feel like I'm floating.

Ah shit, ima get neg repped for this aint I? ROFL
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So I finally clicked on that rasslin is orton thread. Something told me to stay away from it. I can't belive its about wrestling. Wtf. Can u imagine the dissapointment?

Here is this thread that always comes back around, and although it doesn't sound interesting, it may have good content since it has lasted this long. And then its about pro wrestling....sigh
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha suck a big fat Calipari diiiiiiiiiiiick, Kentucky

hahahahahaha suck a big fat Pastner diiiiiiiiiiiiiiick, Calipari

It's in the title, dude.

http://j.photos.cx/cenanumberonefan-5df.gif

ROFL
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

I think Jehovah's Witnesses are the worlds leading breeder of pussies.

Self loathing again, huh?

I'm a twitter shitter!

Nipples!

Tony Romo!

Also, I love it when chicks tell me they want me in their bed. Chicks have clean beds. Mine could use a wash.

From what I've seen from your posts it looks like you're at least dating. I don't know if you've got laid yet but at least you're headed in the right direction.

It's ok that I stole the remote since my husband fell asleep with our daughter on his lap right?