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Miralax might make it worse. At the very least, it takes 2-3 days to work. Never fear though, he drank an entire bottle of magnesium citrate. This will all be over shortly. |
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I call bullshit. I had to drink a gallon of that lemony shit, 30 minutes tops and you're shitting your pants.
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Without reading this thread, is it worthy of Hall of Classics consideration yet?
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For what Clay is going through, I definitely wouldn't recommend it. Especially not over magnesium citrate, which is as close to a miracle cure as you're ever going to find. |
He should just take out his plug.
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Also no strength in my core right now. I feel bloated as ****. |
Taco Bell to the rescue!
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Sounds like shits about to go down.
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Epsom salt works for me everytime.
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Ask for the suppository laxative and don't chicken out like I did. Make the nurse insert it
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Is it from the pain pill?
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What's an indian bean? Sounds racist.
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No shit at all
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When I had knee surgery I didn't crap for 5 days and they wouldn't let me out of the hospital untll I did. I finally crapped a baseball size turd and it hurt like hell!
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You should go get your colon cleansed.
They put a hose in your butt, spray all up in it, and then it shoots out like a chocolate fountain (but into a hose, I think). |
Got some pressure building...
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C'mon, shit ****er. I have to teach a class in 30 minutes and I don't want to have to keep pulling up ChiefsPlanet on the big screen during the class.
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got some gurgling...little rumbling....is this it!??
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Less memes more shitting. Hurry up.
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Opium-derived painkillers cause constipation for just about everybody that takes them. It's one of the top 2 or 3 most common side effects. I never mentioned it before because I figured you already knew that. |
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Try squeezing your head.
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To the shit?
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.Pulling for you Clay. Get that crap flowin
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Negative, negative. Just impacted on the surface.
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Did you hear about the mathematician who solved the problem of constipation?
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Might have to go to the twat dr and they pull it out with salad tongs. I saw it on true stories of the er on tlc
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https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/s...Ienb_&usqp=CAE Either of these will work...you probably won't enjoy them...but they will flush away the problem...literally. |
Look on the bright side, after wiping your bung hole raw and your finger pokes through the toilet paper you will no longer be a virgin.
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For old times sake
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Ultimate troll going on. You all are waiting on an epic shit that will never happen.
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Welp, hope everything comes out OK.
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Better just get an old spoon and scoop it out at this point...
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I had the ol colonoscopy procedure done last year. Maybe you could get your doc to prescribe you some of the stuff they use for the prep. I swear I shit out stuff from the 70's after downing that.
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Speaking of shit, my stool's been green for about the past 5 days or so. I haven't changed my diet so I'm kind of curious as to what it could be..
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All I ask is that he post weight before and after the deposit. It's a great past time I have with my bro at thanksgiving. We weigh in before we eat, after we eat, and after we shit.
Men. We are awesome. |
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Nope, my diet is far from high in leafy greens. Google says I either have Crohn's or my shit is just passing through my intestines too quickly. |
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Has Clay shit yet?
Nope. |
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I sure feel better though. Gonna go eat dinner! :evil: PS - I had to chop it up to make sure it flushed. |
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