Saw a video where a hippo saved an antelope from being eaten by wild dogs after it got stuck in the mud. It proceeded to murder the antelope for moving around too much when it was struggling to get free.

Shit, I'm thinking "Donkey-****ing Colombians" is even better!

Someone released their pet Burmese Python into the Everglades in the 70's. They are now taking it over. Threatening an environmental catastrophe because they are eating up a whole layer of the ecosystem. They are huge, 20 ft. long. The Burmese Python's have been killed on hunts with deer inside them.


https://s.abcnews.com/images/US/HT_m...0_16x9_992.jpg

This is a situation where they shouldn't concern themselves with the hippies and environmental whackos. These are an invasive species and need eradicated quickly and affordably. If nothing else it would make a good training exercise for their helicopter gunners.

Someone will get the bright idea to relocate them to the everglades to help control the snakes.

Three words: Lake Cow Bacon

https://www.wired.com/2013/12/hippopotamus-ranching/

AND...there was a research Center destroyed by a hurricane, that resulted in numerous pythons escaping into the everglades.

Hippos create natural ecosystems. They should let them go free.

When hunters nearly killed them all in the Nile- the whole ecosystem collapsed and fishermen starved. Soon as they began protecting them- the fishing industry recovered.

Throw in a free 8ball a day and I bet you'd get a lot of shit shot.

Is it a hippopotamus, or just a really cool popotamus?

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Done... Well, a Meriachi band..

https://media.giphy.com/media/7fLvK1...ized-large.gif

Welp. It's time to nuke Florida from orbit.

Yeah, but they can also shit so much that they completely deprive the water of oxygen, killing everything else in the water.

https://www.sciencealert.com/hippopo...xia-kills-fish

Yeah but do they leave pubes in the urinal?