Print-off pics from the other thread showing the non-catch, then leave stacks of them at the bar. Perhaps have them make coasters and tip the bartenders and waitresses to use them instead..

Kiss his son on the lips.

Reassure them that the NFL has no choice but to gift them this SB. Why? Because after the missed call in the NFCCCG, it's highly unlikely they're going to allow the Rams win.