Tell him your ghost story. Lol

Wrong thread. :D

I did try like Hell one time to hook up with Martina McBride at Norm’s Country in Oklahoma way before she was famous.

Bagged hens from Sam's or Dillan's?




In San Diego, it's probably shit you have never dreamed of.

I have great convention stories from yearly trips to SD plus the only 3 some(ever) with my ex wife happened in a nice suite in the Gaslight district.....She swears it never happened (I have pics) but legally ( I am sworn...)... that's in the past.

1970. My Mom was in the hospital and I was introduced to her Nurse. We began dating - and for six weeks - it was UNBELIEVABLE!! 7-8 times a day (I was a young man then) and doing shit that was/is still most likely illegal in 28 states ;)

After the six weeks - we went our separate ways. Never saw her again - but think of her now and again fondly.............

Drove to Indiana once to meet a gal. She was a juicy fatty but answered the door in a red negligee. Her fridge was so full, the beer she purchased for me was sitting outside beside the front door.(I guess it may have been a cold time of year, so outside was preferable to inside but not in the fridge)

Anyway, she went to the bathroom at one point. Upon exiting, she experienced the welcoming vision of me sitting on the coach with my pants around my ankles.

Then it got weird

Morgan Fairchild & butterscotch pudding.

Instant or cook and serve?

Snack pack.

:D

Recently, as I was working as a CNA, there was this hottie in a vegetative state. Yadda yadda yadda... now I have a kid with a dead eye.

just add hot/ warm water to rehydrate but it takes about 15 minutes

I thought ****ing your mom was illegal everywhere. Not entirely sure why you mentioned the nurse.

**** yes, now we're getting somewhere. Good stuff.

College basketball arena, picked the lock to get in. Doing it at midcourt off to the side. Security guard comes in and shines his flashlight around, somehow didn't see us. Proceeded.

When I turned 23 we had a big party with a couple kegs. People just started pouring into the house/backyard as word spread around town. I ended up in my room with a redhead and got a nice blowjibber from her. She leaves the room and I am putting myself back together when I hear my roommate and his GF in a heated argument. Not 5 minutes after this girl swallowed my load, my roommate got caught kissing her in the backyard by his girl. That was 14 years ago and I still give him shit about it every year on my birthday. It usually is in the form of a text message around 7am to remind him.