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Titty Meat 07-10-2018 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 13623118)
Please.

Most of you would grab her girdle and push her around a twin mattress like a donkey cart.
Dude wtf are you talking about? Everyone on here is s 10 that benches 300 pounds and has 8 inch cocks

Titty Meat 07-10-2018 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 13623137)
Yeah, if you went back for seconds on that 42 year broad, you're down for anything.
Come on Tim. You've never ****ed a bitch that looks like Willie Roafs sister?

Iowanian 07-10-2018 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Titty Meat (Post 13623141)
Dude wtf are you talking about? Everyone on here is s 10 that benches 300 pounds and has 8 inch cocks

From what I've read, you'd suck red greens hangdown for a six pack of steel reserve. You'd livestream a smash with miss bates.


It's cool.....these other guys spend more time with her husband, Master.

Rasputin 07-10-2018 10:45 PM
Misery



I mean she'd probably take a sledgehammer and break your ankles if you don't satisfy her. And if you can't get it up you're gonna regret it.

Flying High D 07-10-2018 11:28 PM
Yikes, love that woman.

TimBone 07-10-2018 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Titty Meat (Post 13623142)
Come on Tim. You've never ****ed a bitch that looks like Willie Roafs sister?
On a good day, yeah.

Fish 07-11-2018 01:07 AM
I think there's something not right about you, Mr. Simply Red.

https://i.imgur.com/ChsxxtS.jpg

booger 07-11-2018 05:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 13622907)
I can already hear the wonderful sound of the clapping and every once in a while a duck call type noise and then back to the clapping sounds

booger 07-11-2018 05:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Hog's Gone Fishin (Post 13623045)
Can you explain the term "Pork"

I'm conflicted.
It’s if you prefer to roll her in flour then look for the wet spots

Baby Lee 07-11-2018 06:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 13623044)
I'd do it for $10/minute and I'd make her shout Towonda! When she paid me.


Worse $7.50 she's spent in a while.
Dammit Wanyan!!

That is the most confounding movie, seeping with estrogen and half of it following those old biddies Bates and Tandy around, . . . but Mary Stuart Masterson was my OG crush [hummina] and Mary Louise Parker was a close second. And even then, they had them playing a couple of coy carpet munchers.

I will swear to my dying day that this meme was born with that movie.

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/...rdestboner.jpg

loochy 07-11-2018 06:41 AM
Kathy Bates IS pork.
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booger 07-11-2018 06:52 AM
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Beulah Ballbreaker what about her SR?

Would you slap skins with the PE teacher from Porkys?

rabblerouser 07-11-2018 06:58 AM
Is she from Bates City?

Simply Red 07-11-2018 07:01 AM
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Originally Posted by booger (Post 13623360)
Beulah Ballbreaker what about her SR?

Would you slap skins with the PE teacher from Porkys?
LMAO

loochy 07-11-2018 07:09 AM
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Originally Posted by rabblerouser (Post 13623362)
Is she from Bates City?
SHe's demetrius harris' weed dealer
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