Hmmm, so, google earth wants to know if there's an apricot BMW in your driveway.:D

Probably a huge meth lab

If there's a request for volunteer firemen I'll come by and whip my hose out and douse the city in piss. I'll be sure to eat a couple of pounds of asparagus first.

They finally canned elways pathetic ass?

Hope Sweet's made it out

Sweets lit a fart in your general direction and hit Denver.

It's deep sea blue now. (Actually, it's a different BMW.)

Dang. They found a second body. Both construction workers who couldn't get out in time. It's amazing to me that a fire could blow up that fast. The fire department said that it had a lot of exposed wood since it was just being framed, so the fire got fed quickly.

Peebag is so beneath me, he can look up and see my balls resting on his mothers chin.