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Direckshun 07-29-2014 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiefzilla1501 (Post 10773635)
No need to defend the roasts you drafted. The only thing saccopoo has ever drafted is an offensive lineman.

/thread

Direckshun 07-29-2014 05:14 PM

I'm still waiting for SNR's Norm McDonald-esque roast, whenever and whoever it might be.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/661...ob-saget-roast

Iowanian 07-29-2014 05:40 PM

Oh, You're a Seal? Not nervous.
http://i673.photobucket.com/albums/v...s-broken-1.jpg

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10770934)
What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will dro in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.


John Dope 07-29-2014 05:43 PM

Holy crap! Is that quote for real? Was he being serious? That's got to be the funniest shit I have ever read on a forum.

RealSNR 07-29-2014 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 10774063)
Beethoven was deaf.

So.

Is Beethoven telling me what he wants to hear?

No.

Because he's dead.

Thought you could outsmart me. But you didn't! I am victorious!

LoneWolf 07-29-2014 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John Dope (Post 10774122)
Holy crap! Is that quote for real? Was he being serious? That's got to be the funniest shit I have ever read on a forum.

I thought the gorilla warfare line was hilarious.

SAUTO 07-29-2014 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John Dope (Post 10774122)
Holy crap! Is that quote for real? Was he being serious? That's got to be the funniest shit I have ever read on a forum.

He was quoting the meltdown maverick ace had one time...
Posted via Mobile Device

Discuss Thrower 07-29-2014 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 10774118)

U wot m8? Ur a cheeky 1 u ****

crazycoffey 07-29-2014 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10774264)
U wot m8? Ur a cheeky 1 u ****

http://youtu.be/8Gv0H-vPoDc

Mav 07-29-2014 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10774257)
He was quoting the meltdown maverick ace had one time...
Posted via Mobile Device

Uh. .......I never said I was going to murder people.......

crazycoffey 07-29-2014 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mavericks Ace (Post 10774536)
Uh. .......I never said I was going to murder people.......

That's correct, you typed it....

Rausch 07-29-2014 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10774141)
Is Beethoven telling me what he wants to hear?

No.

Because he's dead.

Thought you could outsmart me. But you didn't! I am victorious!

Some of his best stuff was written after he went deaf.

Know why?

'Cause he no longer had to listen to other people's $#itty opinions...

TLO 07-29-2014 08:18 PM

Somebody falls for it everytime. LMAO

TLO 07-29-2014 08:22 PM

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/navy-s...seal-copypasta

Mav 07-29-2014 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 10774540)
That's correct, you typed it....

No. I said I would use military contacts to shut down people posting personal info. An empty bluff.


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