Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10772960)

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10772869)

50. notorious

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I don't know if I've said this before, but one of my favorite posters on this forum is the Talking Can. I love how abusive he is towards Laz. I love the shitty Cassel photoshop avatar he had for so long. I love how his grammar is just fine, but he refuses to use proper capitalization; it's like he just said, "This is dumb, so therefore I'm going to rape it." He's also responsible for possibly my all-time favorite post on Chiefs Planet ever. The idea of preventing mankind from ever existing just to make sure Scott Pioli and his family were never alive... it gives me the giggles every time I think of it.

Notorious is the cheaper "second wind" product that came out due to the success of the Talking Can. He does everything the Talking Can does and even comes with his own scary ****ed up cat avatar, but he's not the same. It looks and feels the same, but he's not quite hateful enough.

The result is an intelligent and fairly funny poster, but he's just isn't as sharp. He doesn't bruise vaginas the same way. If the two posters were overpriced kickstarter-funded coolers that make BigRedChief cream himself, notorious would be the one that doesn't come with the blender attachment or the phone charger.

Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 10772989)

Are there going to be roasts in this roast thread?

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10772984)

Dude, all Maynard Ferguson does is covers. What the hell was I supposed to post?

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10773015)

Look, I understand you like your roasts in a standard cut-and-dried format. But you need to step aside.

I'm not a roaster. I'm not a poster. I'm not a hoster. I'm a ****ing artist. See that shit I just did? It's goddamn art.

I'm here to create, not manufacture. I explore because I have placed no limitations on where I go with my roasts or what my roasts do.

My Donger roast didn't exactly insult him. All I did was imitate his posting style. But people ****ing loved it. There was a risk I took in writing that thing, but I went for it, because that's the kind of shit that Beethoven ****ing did.

And I will not sit here and listen to the deaf telling me what they think they want to hear. Your attempts to chain me down are futile. I'm a free man. No one, not even your philistine ass, can ever take that away from me.

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 10773016)

I know, my [J]HS band director played back up trumpet for Maynard. Heck, I didn't get a good look, but he might have been the guy with the mustache and coke bottle glasses in the middle of the trumpet line.

Somewhat trivial, but he's one the few artists I have on record, cassette and CD, unless Johnny Cash snuck a cassette in their along the way.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10773015)

Look, I understand you like your roasts in a standard cut-and-dried format. But you need to step aside.

I'm not a roaster. I'm not a poster. I'm not a hoster. I'm a ****ing artist. See that shit I just did? It's goddamn art.

I'm here to create, not manufacture. I explore because I have placed no limitations on where I go with my roasts or what my roasts do.

My Donger roast didn't exactly insult him. All I did was imitate his posting style. But people ****ing loved it. There was a risk I took in writing that thing, but I went for it, because that's the kind of shit that Beethoven ****ing did.

And I will not sit here and listen to the deaf telling me what they think they want to hear. Your attempts to chain me down are futile. I'm a free man. No one, not even your philistine ass, can ever take that away from me.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10773015)

Look, I understand you like your roasts in a standard cut-and-dried format. But you need to step aside.

I'm not a roaster. I'm not a poster. I'm not a hoster. I'm a ****ing artist. See that shit I just did? It's goddamn art.

I'm here to create, not manufacture. I explore because I have placed no limitations on where I go with my roasts or what my roasts do.

My Donger roast didn't exactly insult him. All I did was imitate his posting style. But people ****ing loved it. There was a risk I took in writing that thing, but I went for it, because that's the kind of shit that Beethoven ****ing did.

And I will not sit here and listen to the deaf telling me what they think they want to hear. Your attempts to chain me down are futile. I'm a free man. No one, not even your philistine ass, can ever take that away from me.

Originally Posted by chiefzilla1501 (Post 10773635)

No need to defend the roasts you drafted. The only thing saccopoo has ever drafted is an offensive lineman.

Originally Posted by chiefzilla1501 (Post 10773635)

No need to defend the roasts you drafted. The only thing saccopoo has ever drafted is an offensive lineman.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10773015)

Look, I understand you like your roasts in a standard cut-and-dried format. But you need to step aside.

I'm not a roaster. I'm not a poster. I'm not a hoster. I'm a ****ing artist. See that shit I just did? It's goddamn art.

I'm here to create, not manufacture. I explore because I have placed no limitations on where I go with my roasts or what my roasts do.

My Donger roast didn't exactly insult him. All I did was imitate his posting style. But people ****ing loved it. There was a risk I took in writing that thing, but I went for it, because that's the kind of shit that Beethoven ****ing did.

And I will not sit here and listen to the deaf telling me what they think they want to hear. Your attempts to chain me down are futile. I'm a free man. No one, not even your philistine ass, can ever take that away from me.