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TribalElder 07-24-2014 07:53 PM
WTF... beastiality scat fetish

I thought I had saw everything the Internet has to offer.... up until now

rico 07-24-2014 07:58 PM
Loochy is one of the funniest mother****ers. Seriously.

rico 07-24-2014 08:01 PM
Drunk as a ****ing octopus right now. Waiting for my bro's band to play at this Iowa City bar. I'm just loopy as shit right now.

TimBone 07-24-2014 08:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rico (Post 10765575)
Drunk as a ****ing octopus right now. Waiting for my bro's band to play at this Iowa City bar. I'm just loopy as shit right now.
Show us your tits.

Bowser 07-24-2014 08:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rico (Post 10765575)
Drunk as a ****ing octopus right now. Waiting for my bro's band to play at this Iowa City bar. I'm just loopy as shit right now.
Quick, grope some chick's boob.

lewdog 07-24-2014 08:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rico (Post 10765575)
Drunk as a ****ing octopus right now. Waiting for my bro's band to play at this Iowa City bar. I'm just loopy as shit right now.
What are you wearing?

TimBone 07-24-2014 08:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 10765579)
Quick, grope some chick's boob.
Yeah, then shown us her tits.

LoneWolf 07-24-2014 08:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rico (Post 10765575)
Drunk as a ****ing octopus right now. Waiting for my bro's band to play at this Iowa City bar. I'm just loopy as shit right now.
Yell out "Play some Skynyrd" and then take your shirt off and tie it around your head.

RealSNR 07-24-2014 08:29 PM
52. Dayze

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...lemonparty.gif

Dayze is everybody's crazy uncle. No, not the kind that hands out free dicksicles to Black Bobs. No, not the teedubya kind that believes Scott Pioli has poisoned everybody's drinking water with fluoride. And no, not the awkward Deberg kind that can only ever make small talk about the weather at family gatherings. I'm talking about the kind that always has a zinger in his back pocket, even if it's just a small one. The kind that will hide a penis joke in a conversation with his 5-year old niece. That kind.

The guy is really funny. He should consider a career as a standup comic. Just get together a list of jokes and BOOM he's got an act. And what with being unemployed, he's got plenty of time to spend at home and go **** himself. Err... I mean organize his joke set. And wouldn't that be cool? Ol' Uncle Dayze... fired for laughing at Lemon Party jokes on Chiefs Planet while at work... now opening for The Amazing Johnathan at the Motel 6 in Sioux City! Isn't that kind of cool?

rico 07-24-2014 08:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10765684)
52. Dayze

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...lemonparty.gif

Dayze is everybody's crazy uncle. No, not the kind that hands out free dicksicles to Black Bobs. No, not the teedubya kind that believes Scott Pioli has poisoned everybody's drinking water with fluoride. And no, not the awkward Deberg kind that can only ever make small talk about the weather at family gatherings. I'm talking about the kind that always has a zinger in his back pocket, even if it's just a small one. The kind that will hide a penis joke in a conversation with his 5-year old niece. That kind.

The guy is really funny. He should consider a career as a standup comic. Just get together a list of jokes and BOOM he's got an act. And what with being unemployed, he's got plenty of time to spend at home and go **** himself. Err... I mean organize his joke set. And wouldn't that be cool? Ol' Uncle Dayze... fired for laughing at Lemon Party jokes on Chiefs Planet while at work... now opening for The Amazing Johnathan at the Motel 6 in Sioux City! Isn't that kind of cool?
Muuuuuuuuh...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-GtAyFnUcRj...-famous-sc.jpg

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

rico 07-24-2014 08:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10765576)
Show us your tits.
Can't do because you didn't add me to snap chat. :harumph::harumph::harumph::harumph: ;)

Sassy Squatch 07-24-2014 08:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10765684)
52. Dayze

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...lemonparty.gif

Dayze is everybody's crazy uncle. No, not the kind that hands out free dicksicles to Black Bobs. No, not the teedubya kind that believes Scott Pioli has poisoned everybody's drinking water with fluoride. And no, not the awkward Deberg kind that can only ever make small talk about the weather at family gatherings. I'm talking about the kind that always has a zinger in his back pocket, even if it's just a small one. The kind that will hide a penis joke in a conversation with his 5-year old niece. That kind.

The guy is really funny. He should consider a career as a standup comic. Just get together a list of jokes and BOOM he's got an act. And what with being unemployed, he's got plenty of time to spend at home and go **** himself. Err... I mean organize his joke set. And wouldn't that be cool? Ol' Uncle Dayze... fired for laughing at Lemon Party jokes on Chiefs Planet while at work... now opening for The Amazing Johnathan at the Motel 6 in Sioux City! Isn't that kind of cool?
Dicksickles?

Dayze 07-24-2014 09:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 10765831)
Dicksickles?
it was either that or Butt-Pops. thankfully, good taste prevailed.

Strongside 07-24-2014 09:08 PM
This thread is turrabul.

TimBone 07-24-2014 09:15 PM
Nice. Dayze is definitely funny.


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