Matthew Stafford

Looking for a QB. What do y'all need?

Some of you (Pest, Deez, SNR) have a backup wasting away getting you nothing, while you have holes elsewhere.

RB.

Make a legit offer for Rivers and he's yours.

RB

Make me an offer for Tom Brady.

I made an offer for Brady, but I play Pest this week, so we decided it'd be better to wait until next week.

I want an elite guy. I don't want Rivers or any other garbage like that. If I can't have Brady, I'm going to just play matchups between Roethlisberger and Romo.

Are you willing to deal Roethlisberger?

I need to see who is willing to deal. Pest is dangling Brady, Deez is offering Rivers.

I'll make an offer, but need to know who is available. And what you want in return if Ben is available.

Only guy of yours that might be reasonably affordable to me is Torrey Smith. Is he for sale?

I just sent you an offer. Any of my players are for sale, really. Let me know if there's something else you want/need.

EDIT: Agh... never mind. Roethlisberger is on bye. You'll be screwed if you make that deal.

Once again, I want Torrey. Any of my players are for sale. Let me know if there's anything you want. I'd be willing to go Roethlisberger for Torrey straight up, but that probably isn't in your best interest.

Eh, I'm OK with taking BR on a bye. But Maclin doesn't do me a ton of good considering I have Jackson.

Sent you a counter, SNR. Can't imagine you would decline if you were willing to deal Maclin.

I view Antonio Brown as a significant step above Maclin. Maclin's always injured, and that's why I wanted to get rid of him.

Sorry. Roethlisberger's been playing out of mind to begin the season since there really is no semblance of a running game at all in Pittsburgh. I value Antonio Brown for his consistent production (always guaranteed to get catches and yards). Torrey Smith might be an upgrade, but so is Big Ben over Cutler.

I'm going to have to decline the Brown offer. Let me know if there's anything else. Do you want Michael Bush since you have an injured Forte?

My bench is weak as ****. Schaub put up 33.4 points last week, and only expects to get better. If anyone has a need at QB, I could use a good RB in a bench slot. I may consider WR, but I'd expect a better WR than I would RB.

Sent you another offer before reading this. Understood on Brown, but if I'm moving for Roethlisberger, it makes sense for me to try to get Brown in the deal as well.

There are really only a few untouchables on my roster. If you're willing to move Brown with Ben, let me know what it will take.

Otherwise, we'll get back to something similar to the original offer.

Hootie sent me a pretty awesome trade.


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Eh, now that Torrey is already playing, let's just put this off until next week.

If I can work Pestilence into the mix for a three-way deal, I can get Brady and you can get Roethlisberger.

I'm against trading Roethlisberger even though I'm getting a good deal for him just because the one position I want to improve is starting QB. Pest has been shopping around Brady to others (like the goddamned pimp he is), so I don't want to get caught with my pants down and miss out on Big Ben AND Brady.

Basically, Romo is a wet fart and I hate him. That's really what I'm trying to say.

Sorry dude, but the timing on this deal isn't right. Hopefully next week will be better for me.