Try looking under recycling in the phone book. :shrug:

I've heard that somewhere before. :hmmm: :)

It may be hard to see the reason at the time, but I honestly believe that's true.

Kudos! :clap: Good to hear you have values man..

And don't believe a damn word about me from Luv, she's my ex wife. She still want's the card playing table and still trying to get even.......... :)

NEWMAN: (peering at bottle label) What is this 'MI, ten cents'?

KRAMER: That's Michigan. In Michigan you get ten cents.

NEWMAN: Ten cents!?

KRAMER: Yeah.

NEWMAN: Wait a minute. You mean you get five cents here, and ten cents

there. You could round up bottles here and run 'em out to Michigan for the

difference.

KRAMER: No, it doesn't work.

NEWMAN: What d'you mean it doesn't work? You get enough bottles

together...

KRAMER: Yeah, you overload your inventory and you blow your margins on

gasoline. Trust me, it doesn't work.

JERRY: (re-entering) Hey, you're not talking that Michigan deposit

bottle scam again, are you?

KRAMER: No, no, I'm off that.

NEWMAN: You tried it?

KRAMER: Oh yeah. Every which way. Couldn't crunch the numbers. It drove

me crazy.

That card table means more to me than it does you. I won more money on it than you ever will!

Rep

Don't give in to her...don't give her the table back...A man can't servive without his poker table.

He can't survive with it. He'll go broke. :p

LOl...you just said you won more money on it than he did. Maybe it will be best if you just keep it. :) I don't want him to quit posting on here anymore because he can't afford to pay for the internet.

yeah, but your idea of 'winning' money being on a table is far different than mine.. :)







J/K ROFL

Yeah, he's kinda entertaining. Don't tell him that. It'll go straight to his head.

How did I know you would go there? lol

OMG....that girl I've been talking about has called me twice in the past 15 minutes...first it was just a conversation...the 2nd call was her telling me her roommate was gone and she was lonely...I'm real tempted to say sure I'll be over in a minute. But I'm out of protection and I just couldn't get myself into saying yes...Said she was real drunk and she was making sure I was real drunk too....

ROFL

Go without protection. It'll give you an excuse not to do anything. Appease her by just making out with her or something. Just hold her. Trust me, it's probably been awhile since someone's done even that.

oooohh....

:hmmm:

The Plot thickens...


:p

Okay buddy, I am here to help. As a former Sheriff, I can tell you that it is harrassing and annoying phone calls, PC 653M here in California. Give me her phone number and address, and I will take of everything for you....... :p

I turned her down, It's been about two months since I've even kissed the opposite sex, so saying no to her was alittle tough. But I am sticking to my rules...Celebisy (sp) is the way to go...lol...

LOL...she is a buddy of mine (obviously she hasn't figured out that we I think we are just friends) so I better not.

Have you come straight out and told her this? Or are you just nice to her but not too nice? If she likes you, she's reading more into your niceness than you think she is. It may hurt her feelings, but it's better if you're straight with her. Trust me, sometimes I - I mean she - just needs to be hit in the forehead with a 2x4 (figuratively speaking).

That might be a little drastic, but good to hear your into alternative counseling to save the relationship....... :p

I haven't told her that being friends is just better. I am really nice to her cause she is fun to hang out with. Maybe I should tell her us being friends is better. I am so ready to find that girl that I can spend the rest of my life with. I know she is not the girl I am looking for. I am not looking for anyone in this town because I am transfering to a different school next semester.

I've been saying that (only about a guy, NOT a girl), for the past 10 years. It'll happen when it's supposed to. Everything happens for a reason.

Exactly! Night all.....

Yeah I know...I believe that too. But I would just rather it happen sooner than later. My life just always seems empty when there isn't a girl involved in it. Oh well, the longer it takes to happen, hopefully the better the girl will turn out to be.

Fine, just leave me here.....

I see how you are. :deevee:

I guess I'm not as cool as I thought I was luv...thanks bud.

Do not depend on a girl for happiness. Learn to depend on yourself, how to survive on your own, and how to make yourself happy before settling down.

Once you clean my card table and give it back, we'll talk.

UH-huh. I know what "bud" means now. :harumph:

You owe me a long p.m. We'll talk later. ;)

'Night.

I've been practicing the depend on yourself for happiness trick for about nine months now (except for the girl I dated for about a month, that totally f**ked me over) and I have realized that although being single is great, I have always wanted that one girl that I can spend the rest of my life with.

hahaha..sorry...didn't mean anything by it. I've seen pics of you on here and you look great...

Do not depend on ANYONE else to make you happy DUNIT.. Seriously, and honestly, you have to learn how to make yourself happy before you can make anyone else happy. I am sure you will find that somebody special one day. Until then, just try to keep the faith and work on your own personal happiness. People (Girls included) want to be around people that are happy with themselves. You will be fine, just have patience in yourself and other people...

Yes I do, AGAIN! Expect that t'morrow....

ah, but what a way to go..;)

Anyone want to join me for a shots drinking game? Here's the deal. Tune into the Academy Awards: everytime one of the presenters or Stewart diss the United states, Bush, or evil corporations, you gotta drink (1 shot, 1 beer). If there is a standing ovation, it's a double. Anyone game?

Just for my information, what's the official drink of the crybaby conservatives these days?

That would be bitter gall....

Waaa....The people who make movies disagree with my politics.....waaaaaa!

Waaaaa.....The people who take financial risks and own businesses disagree with my politics......waaaa!

Find that post from me and I'll send you a six pack of your choice.

Diet Coke and Morgan's tonight.

:toast:

Going to Old Chicago to finnish up the St. Pattys Mini Tour

Well, let's get it on with Crown & Diets tonight...

Good choice. One of our old regulars who's no longer among us use to be fond of those...

Here's to you, and our pal Eric....where ever you may be! :toast:

wild turkey and water

Sippin' some smooth Mazzocco Cabernet out of Sonoma County and listening to my nephew pitching on the internet. Nice relaxing evening...go Wright State!

Blvd Pale Ale.

I'm thinkin' about having a Lemon Drop Vodka Martini...

I had one once, did not like it at all....:shake:

Boulevard Unfiltered Wheat here.

I have some
Wheats, the yard work took it out of me, had to go with the Pale Ale, may switch to Wheat.

77 Today in STL.

Spring has arrived.

BLVD Wheat sounds good, to finish the evening.

The nights young

fresh 12 pack of Shiner and Some Yukon Jack (never had it before we will see how it goes)

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SLAG....you gotta trim the size of that pic, dude.

Please? :)

Yeah sorry about that

See....I saw the Shiner Bock, but didn't even notice the Yukon Jack.

Hardcore dude... :)

BTW, thanks.

I drank way too much last night to drink tonight.

Shiner is good stuff.......
The Yukon I don't know about that. You maybe hating life tomarrow.

Glass of Chardonay, split a bottle of Pinot Gris with the Mrs., now sipping on Bowmore Legend.

Just the wife and I looking for a couple of drinking games we want to get f' uped

If you look closely to the neck on the Yukon Jack it says 100 Proof

Thats what the wifey is drinking on the shiner is mine...


I had a couple shots of the Yukon-- Cant say I like it

Slag is gonna be knockin boots tonight.

Even if it's his own, cause his lady has passed out....heh. :p

Its all in the contract




:p

And she SIGNED it? Damn.... :hmmm:




:p

Yah it insures BJ's After age 35.. My Premium never Increases

Hahaha, kickass slag.

ROFL ROFL ROFL

I am "pwned"..... :p :p :p



:banghead:



:deevee:

You Refinance your Mortage you should try Refinancing your Marriage Contract


:p

The Yukon may do her in at 100 proof, women don't do much of that....

If your getting laid or a BJ better cut her off early

He may be too young to realize that...heh. Unfortunately, it's my only consolation tonight.... :shake:

Shes drinking 100 Proof Is an Regular occurance

Usally its the So-Co 100

Just popped a bottle of champagne. My nephew just threw a shut out for Wright State against the Air Force Academy and we thought we would celebrate it! 2 hitter... :toast:

Oro Azul anejo tequila

Tanqueray and Chronic, yeah I'm ****ed up now.

Actually, one Smirnoff twister and two martinis.... Yeah, I'm a lightweight.

Dr Pepper

Weak.

Indeed.