Katipan |
01-16-2015 10:51 AM |
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Originally Posted by Graystoke
(Post 11271768)
Ok.
Give me a Top Ten List.
Cause I don't believe you
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Well, there's the poetic one I gave SR. I was bummed when my purples weren't really purple.
It's against federal law. So if you want a law enforcement job there's gotta be a box on a form somewhere that you're going to lie on.
I can't remember what I was just talking about sometimes. Severe short term memory gets compromised. Is that really just a magical effect that happens when you puff with a dragon, or is something affecting my little neurons in my big brain?
Kids. Some kids are ruled by the fist. Some kids are ruled by example.
Resin in clothing. On carpets.
Price. It's an expensive hobby when compared to something like knitting.
Addiction. It might not be physically addicting. I've never had withdrawls that sent me shivering and crying in a corner. But there was a period of time between Mt. Rushmore and Boulder that I couldn't smoke pot and it wasn't pretty.
Smell in your hair. I have tons of lotions and body sprays and perfumes. But none of it can go in my hair. My hair smells like weed. It should smell like Argan Oil and coconuts. I think I'll fix that by smoking a bowl in the shower.
Family. They live in places where they can't have it. I have too many kids to risk running it across the country. But you forever have to deal with jealous love. I am so not the girl for jealous love.
Was that enough?
9?
Um. It's a gateway drug to cocaine and venereal diseases.
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