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Iowanian 08-28-2008 04:22 PM

chat logs meatpeeker....chat logs!

Don't make me compose them for you ala IIIdognight-tenndphottie.

Donger 08-28-2008 04:30 PM

This is becoming moderately pathetic.

Nightfyre 08-28-2008 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4953929)
This is becoming moderately pathetic.

It's so pathetic it's entertaining.

Sure-Oz 08-28-2008 04:33 PM

Did you get any e-ass?

bogey 08-28-2008 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4953929)
This is becoming moderately pathetic.

I thought that a long time ago. But I still click in for an update.

Bearcat 08-28-2008 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4953929)
This is becoming moderately pathetic.

Yeah... the fascination with this thread is only surpassed by the infatuation with 12 o'douche. And I only bring it up because in a strange way, they're related.

luv 08-28-2008 04:47 PM

FTR, I'm giving up. This is Claythan's thread 100%. I've got enough to worry about from the last one to be looking for a new one. Gotta get my life back on track.

Hammock Parties 08-28-2008 04:47 PM

OK, you guys deserve it. This one is real kinky.

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Clay (8/27/2008 9:37:26 PM): hi <o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:38:27 PM): guess your name is clay, huh?<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 9:38:38 PM): yeah, your name is stinky i take it?<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:38:43 PM): hahahha<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:39:05 PM): nah. there's a stupid story about that<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 9:39:11 PM): yeah? im all ears<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:39:18 PM): dates all the way back to middle school<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:39:31 PM): my best friends older brother was an asshole. he gave us all cow names<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:39:37 PM): really mean ones...at least i wasn't fart cow<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 9:40:13 PM): wow<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 9:40:17 PM): that's...odd<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:41:40 PM): that's it. lol. i'm too lazy to change my email<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 9:41:56 PM): so when did you register on AFF?<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:43:09 PM): july 28th ish<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 9:43:44 PM): i thought standard members couldn't send email?<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:43:59 PM): when did you join?<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 9:44:04 PM): a few days ago<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 9:44:24 PM): i was under the impression i had to fork over the mon-ay to send email<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 9:44:25 PM): so i did<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 9:47:55 PM): how was this other guy you found?<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:48:30 PM): my wireless goes out sometimes, if i start signing off and on<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 9:49:03 PM): np<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:49:13 PM): he was a bit creepy actually<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:49:14 PM): lol<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:49:25 PM): just a sex freak i'd say<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 9:49:31 PM): it's adult friend finder!<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:49:33 PM): i know<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:49:34 PM): lol<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 9:49:34 PM): lol<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 9:49:39 PM): how old was he?<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:49:49 PM): 36<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:50:26 PM): he was what i would call, "a freak nasty"<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:50:27 PM): lol<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 9:50:45 PM): wow<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 9:50:47 PM): so it was good?<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:50:54 PM): but the sex was good<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:51:08 PM): i'd rank it. oral was the best, anal was second, then good ol regular<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 9:51:30 PM): he did it all, eh?<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 9:51:38 PM): sounds like quite a night<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:52:01 PM): yah, didn't take to long either. but sometimes it doesnt have to<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 9:52:21 PM): how nervous were you?<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 9:52:28 PM): i mean, did you meet in public beforehand?<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:52:34 PM): i was super nervous<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:52:45 PM): i've never done anything like that before<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 9:52:50 PM): lol<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:52:52 PM): the guys i've slept with have been dates<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:52:56 PM): we just met to ****.<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 9:52:59 PM): did you at least meet for a drink or anything?<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:53:04 PM): he came over. we stripped and got to business<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:53:32 PM): we talked on the phone for a bit earlier that day<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:53:42 PM): i chickened out, but then i decided to go for it. <o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 9:53:46 PM): wow<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 9:53:49 PM): chickened out? how lol?<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:54:00 PM): well he wanted to meet around 6 that night. i said naaah.<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:54:09 PM): but then at 11 i sent a text that said come on over<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 9:54:18 PM): heh<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 9:54:48 PM): see, i would at least meet someone somewhere public first<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 9:54:51 PM): because you never know<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:55:05 PM): yah, thats true<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:55:10 PM): i did tell my sister what was going on though<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 9:55:10 PM): plus, that way you can ease into it, get a few drinks, have some sexy talk <o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 9:55:13 PM): increase the anticipation<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 9:55:19 PM): more fun that way<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:55:26 PM): oh. there was no way to increase my anticipation. lol<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:55:36 PM): every nerve in my body was tingling<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 9:56:08 PM): wow<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 9:56:10 PM): you really wanted it!<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:56:38 PM): yah. it had been awhile. i was feeling unsexy. had to remedy that<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 9:57:09 PM): is that a wine cooler or what?<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 9:57:11 PM): in your photo<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:57:30 PM): its a bottle of <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:city w:st="on">malibu</st1:city></st1:place><o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 9:57:35 PM): lol<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 9:57:38 PM): you look enthused<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:58:14 PM): hahah. it was my bday weekend. my sis took me to <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">galveston</st1:place></st1:city> for a weekend at the san luis resort<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:58:16 PM): it was awesome<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 9:59:12 PM): cool<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 9:59:22 PM): so, do you have any more pics?<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:59:23 PM): we didn't even open the bottle though. lol. just relaxed by the pool<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 9:59:26 PM): you look cute from the one on your profile<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:59:50 PM): haha. i guess we'll see. i do have more pics<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 10:01:19 PM): lol...vampire<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 10:01:32 PM): yup. good ol halloween<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 10:02:17 PM): you're very cute<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 10:03:26 PM): thank you<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 10:03:32 PM): the last chick I dated...she misrepresented herself online so it was a total letdown....<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 10:03:51 PM): i'm not tiny, but not huge<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 10:04:12 PM): and you got great big gazongas, which is always a plus<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 10:04:23 PM): <o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 10:05:02 PM): hahah. yah. that seems to get me through<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 10:05:07 PM): gazongas. lol<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 10:05:17 PM): im creatie<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 10:05:20 PM): creative<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 10:05:22 PM): when i can spell<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 10:05:27 PM): yeah there they are<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 10:05:28 PM): woo!<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 10:05:34 PM): hahah. just add those in there<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 10:05:48 PM): do you have more pics?<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 10:05:56 PM): just the ones on my profile...how many can you see?<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 10:06:15 PM): just one<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 10:06:19 PM): ah yes<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 10:06:22 PM): standard member<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 10:06:23 PM): lol<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 10:06:25 PM): you being standard<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 10:06:26 PM): hold on<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 10:08:21 PM): that's my facepic, right? the one you can see?<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 10:09:07 PM): yup<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 10:10:05 PM): alright, be prepared because I'm a total narcissist since i started working out six months ago<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 10:11:30 PM): lol. at least you're honest<o:p></o:p> Clay (8/27/2008 10:11:51 PM): i like to pose<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 10:11:54 PM): ah. you should smile<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 10:12:04 PM): lol. guys are funny with their muscles<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 10:12:05 PM): yeah i get that<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 10:12:19 PM): you wanna see what i used to look like?<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 10:12:20 PM): i was 3 bills<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 10:12:44 PM): heh...one more recent pic<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 10:12:56 PM): i used to use this a lot...<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 10:13:20 PM): you could take me down in an arm wrestling contest<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 10:13:49 PM): ill take you a few more tomorrow if you want...i just got my hair cut<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 10:13:56 PM): it's kinda long in that first pic<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 10:14:25 PM): popped collars lol...just noticed<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 10:14:38 PM): ahahha. yah. we were making fun of them<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 10:15:30 PM): yup. stupid collars<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 10:15:37 PM): lol<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 10:15:41 PM): i've never popped a collar in my life<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 10:16:06 PM): well. i gotta hit the sack<o:p></o:p>
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 10:16:13 PM): i'll catch ya later<o:p></o:p>
Clay (8/27/2008 10:16:20 PM): hope so

Skip Towne 08-28-2008 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 4953985)
Yeah... the fascination with this thread is only surpassed by the infatuation with 12 o'douche. And I only bring it up because in a strange way, they're related.

This site attracts some very strange people.

DaKCMan AP 08-28-2008 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4953998)
OK, you guys deserve it. This one is real kinky.

post the additional pics she sent you

Hammock Parties 08-28-2008 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 4954044)
post the additional pics she sent you

They were sent via yahoo imageshare. I can't. Don't worry, you wouldn't **** her.

DaKCMan AP 08-28-2008 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4954046)
They were sent via yahoo imageshare. I can't. Don't worry, you wouldn't **** her.

Good point.

Donger 08-28-2008 05:06 PM

If GoChiefs has anal sex before I do, I will kill myself.

Nightfyre 08-28-2008 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4954068)
If GoChiefs has anal sex before I do, I will kill myself.

I give it six more months before he comes out of the closet. You better get to work. :doh!:

Hammock Parties 08-28-2008 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4954068)
If GoChiefs has anal sex before I do, I will kill myself.

I'm not sure I'm all that into it. The anus in question would have to be EXTREMELY clean.


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