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kstater 04-17-2009 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted by kstater (Post 5678757)
dumbass
Don't say you weren't warned.

Donger 04-17-2009 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5679599)
I'm rather disturbed that you have that picture on your computer.
Don't be jealous.

Donger 04-17-2009 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Crush (Post 5679606)
He set his MySpace mood to annoyed.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...iendID=3479619
What is this?

Preston Alan Fuuuuck my life
view more

Mecca 04-17-2009 02:53 PM
Preston looks like someone who will end up in prison...

burt 04-17-2009 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Hootie (Post 5679507)
That's not how it works. We bang, then I pee all over you...and then we shower...and then MAYBE I close my eyes and you can pee on me.
I just threw up in my mouth........

LTL 04-17-2009 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 5679415)
Can you imagine the people lurking here, trying to decide if they should join up or not?
Am a noob, but am loving this shit so far.

This thread should be a what not to do as a newbie.

Mecca 04-17-2009 02:55 PM
I wonder if he's going for the amish look or his beard just goes that way...

"I tried to be a tough guy but I just couldn't grow my damn beard in!"

Scorp 04-17-2009 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5679625)
I wonder if he's going for the amish look or his beard just goes that way...

"I tried to be a tough guy but I just couldn't grow my damn beard in!"
Way to go Mecca, you killed the damn thread.

The Franchise 04-17-2009 03:03 PM
Damnt Mecca.....quit killing threads.

Mecca 04-17-2009 03:04 PM
Yea yea, a few people will get the line.

Jenson71 04-17-2009 03:05 PM
Mecca almost killed the thread earlier by making people guess his name. Now, the topic of naked boys inevitably comes up with Mecca's re-entrance. Mecca = FAIL

the Talking Can 04-17-2009 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by H4L0 (Post 5679449)
Okay, for whatever reason I decided to stop back, and a couple things:


1) Said it'd stop after I left, that was incorrect
2) Anna is the one that sent me this link in the first place, and she knows damn well we're dating
3) You're all a bunch of lowlives and scum
It's all my fault.

I should have been here to warn you. This place lives to destroy fuktards like you, but we always give them fair warning.

The last guy who ignored my warning was outed as a child molester. So, you just being a loser it seems to me you're getting off easy.

And learn the lesson: don't f around with people who are smarter than you, more bored than you, and devoid of any moral center what-so-ever. It never ends well.

My last piece of advice is this: leave and never post again and hope we forget about you. Kirstie Tynes 3rd hit on google is the Chiefsplanet. Is that what you want?

run along, kid....run along...

Mecca 04-17-2009 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Jenson71 (Post 5679675)
Mecca almost killed the thread earlier by making people guess his name. Now, the topic of naked boys inevitably comes up with Mecca's re-entrance. Mecca = FAIL
I didn't remotely bring up naked boys...why are they on your mind?

Bowser 04-17-2009 03:08 PM
You just can't buy entertainment like this.

*waits patiently for Holly and Anna's first appearance*

DaFace 04-17-2009 03:11 PM
Good lord this place is evil. You all make me proud.

Wa-Z 04-17-2009 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by PastorMikH (Post 5677623)
You want some really depressing news? The older they get, the harder women are to live with. 20s are a breeze compared to 40 - I AM NOT looking forward to living with a woman going through menopause!
Hey the bright side..at least you won't need to use protections anymore..

keg in kc 04-17-2009 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 5679684)
You just can't buy entertainment like this.

*waits patiently for Holly and Anna's first appearance*
You have your lotion I assume.

Bowser 04-17-2009 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 5679693)
Good lord this place is evil. You all make me proud.
I picture you as the evil mastermind, laughing softly to himself as he watches his minions go forth and destroy.

You need a big poofy chair and a cat.

Mecca 04-17-2009 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5679699)
You have your lotion I assume.
It puts the lotion on it's skin...

It does what it's told....

Bowser 04-17-2009 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5679699)
You have your lotion I assume.
Absolutely. And they better hurry.

DaFace 04-17-2009 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 5679702)
I picture you as the evil mastermind, laughing softly to himself as he watches his minions go forth and destroy.

You need a big poofy chair and a cat.
Muahahahahaha....

keg in kc 04-17-2009 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 5679707)
Absolutely. And they better hurry.
Come on. I can't be the only one that buys viagra for friday evening internet porn.

RJ 04-17-2009 03:16 PM
[QUOTE=the Talking Can;5679676]

And learn the lesson: don't f around with people who are smarter than you, more bored than you, and devoid of any moral center what-so-ever. It never ends well.
QUOTE]


Another sig worthy line. There were quite a few in this thread.

Pants 04-17-2009 03:16 PM
EPIC.

CoMoChief 04-17-2009 03:23 PM
ROFL This place is ****in cruel. I love it.

shitgoose 04-17-2009 03:24 PM
I have spent over 6 hours on this thread while at work.

MOhillbilly 04-17-2009 03:25 PM
:clap:

mother****er steped on every mine in the field.

Calcountry 04-17-2009 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 5674701)
Start acting like Claythan and you won't have any woman problems. Cause you won't have any women.
How's that Viagra working Skip?

That plus porno, and you have an even money chance at jacking off.

Wa-Z 04-17-2009 03:30 PM
HOT DAMN!! I spent an hour on this thread just catching up...I thought it was gonna climax to a face to face meeting between these two punks...videotape and everything...too bad they both have vaginas haha..

Bowser 04-17-2009 03:32 PM
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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly (Post 5679746)
:clap:

mother****er steped on every mine in the field.


<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/F54rqDh2mWA&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/F54rqDh2mWA&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

burt 04-17-2009 03:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Wa-Z (Post 5679760)
HOT DAMN!! I spent an hour on this thread just catching up...I thought it was gonna climax to a face to face meeting between these two punks...videotape and everything...too bad they both have vaginas haha..
It was kinda like a basket ball game. I caught the beginning and the end.....I got the good shit and saved like.....5 hours.

RJ 04-17-2009 03:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MOhillbilly (Post 5679746)
:clap:

mother****er steped on every mine in the field.


Yep, and then he ran back in to see if he'd missed any.

Amazing.

kysirsoze 04-17-2009 03:33 PM
Just caught up to this thread. I need a nap.

The Franchise 04-17-2009 03:37 PM
Yeah.....I think it's dead now.

Buck 04-17-2009 03:37 PM
By "His Girl", H4L0 (aka Preston) meant that one time they went out in a big group of friends and Preston was too drunk to drive home, so she let him crash on her couch.

Am I right, H4L0?

"Bob" Dobbs 04-17-2009 03:38 PM
Good God. NEVER EVER **** with the Planet. This is the greatest thread EVAH!

Wa-Z 04-17-2009 03:39 PM
Hey since CP is the bad guy they have someone to talk smack on instead of themselves...problem solved!!!! Now you can all live happily ever after!!

Buck 04-17-2009 03:40 PM
I already nominated it for the HOC

I guess if its dead, its time for it to go.

Skip Towne 04-17-2009 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Calcountry (Post 5679754)
How's that Viagra working Skip?

That plus porno, and you have an even money chance at jacking off.
You can slither on back into DC now.

MOhillbilly 04-17-2009 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by MediaCenterJunkie (Post 5679786)
By "His Girl", H4L0 (aka Preston) meant that one time they went out in a big group of friends and Preston was too drunk to drive home, so she let him crash on her couch.

Am I right, H4L0?
**** i hope this thread 'finds' its way to her.

The Franchise 04-17-2009 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by MediaCenterJunkie (Post 5679792)
I already nominated it for the HOC

I guess if its dead, its time for it to go.
Yeah...I called that bitch in post #347.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...&postcount=347

QuikSsurfer 04-17-2009 03:44 PM
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f8...53e41e2c8d.jpg

kstater 04-17-2009 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by MediaCenterJunkie (Post 5679792)
I already nominated it for the HOC

I guess if its dead, its time for it to go.
Hell no, everyone who works decent hours needs to catch up and comment. Plus when Preston gets home from flipping burgers at MickyD's, he might show up after consuming a couple wine coolers.

Buck 04-17-2009 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted by kstater (Post 5679807)
Hell no, everyone who works decent hours needs to catch up and comment. Plus when Preston gets home from flipping burgers at MickyD's, he might show up after consuming a couple wine coolers.
Good point.

Delano 04-17-2009 03:47 PM
Not bad.

I go work for four hours and this shit got hot.

I'd really like to see Anna post. That would tie the whole thing together.

Bowser 04-17-2009 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer (Post 5679803)
LMAO

shitgoose 04-17-2009 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer (Post 5679274)
I understand and I deeply apologize.






























http://www.facebook.com/profi/pic.ph...dXvmjAisPzNsKb
The thread climaxed right about here if you ask me.

Buck 04-17-2009 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5679819)
Not bad.

I go work for four hours and this shit got hot.

I'd really like to see Anna post. That would tie the whole thing together.
Her and/or Guy #2

Mecca 04-17-2009 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5679819)
Not bad.

I go work for four hours and this shit got hot.

I'd really like to see Anna post. That would tie the whole thing together.
Are we back to Lebowski posts?

The Franchise 04-17-2009 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by shitgoose (Post 5679826)
The thread climaxed right about here if you ask me.
All I'm getting is a red X.

Calcountry 04-17-2009 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Mile High Mania (Post 5674704)
If it's really "just friends" and if you two are really involved to the point of considering living together, then you should just go to the movie with her.

Flip the switch on her...

Say "Great, movies sound cool, it will be nice to meet this group" and if she pushes back on that, you can do what comes naturally.

Obviously, I'm with the rest of the majority here... I think you're getting played and she has very likely already crossed 'that line'. I don't know you, but if this relationship is seriously at the point to where you should be moving in together (which is a major mistake anyway), then this trip to the movies wouldn't be happening.

Ask yourself this... make a list of what is different with the two of you NOW compared to before her friend met this guy and his crew? Hell, put on a hat and glasses and go to the movie - have a friend go and check out what happens with that group. It will clear things up a hell of a lot faster for you. But, if it is just friends and you're busted ... then yeah, you're SOL. So, have a buddy go.

I can understand her having guy friends... with people she knew before you two were an item, but this li'l episode won't end well.
Fug all that, just ask her to swap cell phones whith you for a day. If she hesitates at all, tell her the following. "It has been nice knowing you, but it's over. I just want you to know one thing, I will always fondly remember F****ng you".

Not another word after that, change your cell phone number and move on.

Mecca 04-17-2009 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23 (Post 5679833)
All I'm getting is a red X.
It's this...

Delano 04-17-2009 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5679830)
Are we back to Lebowski posts?
We never left, duder.

shitgoose 04-17-2009 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23 (Post 5679833)
All I'm getting is a red X.
Page 91

Post 1351

Delano 04-17-2009 03:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MediaCenterJunkie (Post 5679829)
Her and/or Guy #2
Preston says he's too much of a gentleman. ROFL

Mecca 04-17-2009 03:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Calcountry (Post 5679836)
Fug all that, just ask her to swap cell phones whith you for a day. If she hesitates at all, tell her the following. "It has been nice knowing you, but it's over. I just want you to know one thing, I will always fondly remember F****ng you".

Not another word after that, change your cell phone number and move on.
Even if someone is completely honest I wouldn't want to switch phones with them...that's just awkward and what if you don't like each others friends..

That's just begging to ask for all sorts of problems.

QuikSsurfer 04-17-2009 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23 (Post 5679833)
All I'm getting is a red X.
how about now?

Attachment 86880

RustShack 04-17-2009 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by shitgoose (Post 5679826)
The thread climaxed right about here if you ask me.
You should take the picture out of your quote...

Delano 04-17-2009 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by RustShack (Post 5679851)
You should take the picture out of your quote...
Is that your broad in the picture, or Preston's?

RustShack 04-17-2009 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5679842)
It's this...
Seriously quit with the pictures of her..

QuikSsurfer 04-17-2009 03:55 PM
ROFL

RustShack 04-17-2009 03:57 PM
I think its gone on long enough, lets put it in the hall and let it die.

shitgoose 04-17-2009 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5679830)
Are we back to Lebowski posts?
Let me get this straight. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city I have to compensate for it?

Mecca 04-17-2009 03:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5679853)
Is that your broad in the picture, or Preston's?
Broad is such a great term of endearment...

I wonder if she'd let anyone pee in my mouth.

stevieray 04-17-2009 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted by RustShack (Post 5679851)
You should take the picture out of your quote...

don't you ever read the planet?

hopefully you've learned something.

The Franchise 04-17-2009 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted by RustShack (Post 5679860)
I think its gone on long enough, lets put it in the hall and let it die.
Are you dumping her or what?

DaneMcCloud 04-17-2009 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted by H4L0 (Post 5679449)
3) You're all a bunch of lowlives and scum
Rule number one of Chiefsplanet: Never **** with Chiefsplanet.

Rule number two of Chiefsplanet: NEVER **** WITH CHIEFSPLANET.

Mecca 04-17-2009 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23 (Post 5679865)
Are you dumping her or what?
Apparently not with his concern of the pictures.

QuikSsurfer 04-17-2009 04:01 PM
We need to ask DaFace to come in and clean up this mess.

















http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f8.../Rustshack.jpg

shitgoose 04-17-2009 04:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23 (Post 5679865)
Are you dumping her or what?
Yeah whats up? The proverbially load has been blown but we don't know where it landed.

Mecca 04-17-2009 04:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer (Post 5679871)
We need to ask DaFace to come in and clean up this mess.

















http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f8.../Rustshack.jpg
Brains!

Mecca 04-17-2009 04:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by shitgoose (Post 5679872)
Yeah whats up? The proverbially load has been blown but we don't know where it landed.
Oh great you shouldn't have gone there man...

Now there are going to be photoshopped pics of her being bukkaked to show where the load landed.

kcbubb 04-17-2009 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted by kstater (Post 5679807)
Hell no, everyone who works decent hours needs to catch up and comment. Plus when Preston gets home from flipping burgers at MickyD's, he might show up after consuming a couple wine coolers.
wow... i read the highlights of most of this thread and it was ROFL. wow... in rustshack's attempt for advice he gets his girls pics and his own posted all over CP. unbelievable. preston or H4LO made it even funnier.

his blog cracks me up. why post your personal diary???? unbelievable.

kstater 04-17-2009 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted by RustShack (Post 5679851)
You should take the picture out of your quote...
/

Quote:
At this point, the blood's in the water. He's collateral damage now.

shitgoose 04-17-2009 04:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5679877)
Oh great you shouldn't have gone there man...

Now there are going to be photoshopped pics of her being bukkaked to show where the load landed.
This thread needed a burst, ROFLROFL

Buck 04-17-2009 04:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by shitgoose (Post 5679826)
The thread climaxed right about here if you ask me.
I almost climaxed when I saw your Avvy...

Donger 04-17-2009 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted by shitgoose (Post 5679880)
This thread needed a burst, ROFLROFL
Where did you post the video about her breasts?

shitgoose 04-17-2009 04:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MediaCenterJunkie (Post 5679882)
I almost climaxed when I saw your Avvy...
http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/41...0.400x532.jpeg

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-co....thumbnail.jpg

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-co....thumbnail.jpg

Donger 04-17-2009 04:10 PM
Look at the fun bags on that hose hound.

shitgoose 04-17-2009 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5679884)
Where did you post the video about her breasts?
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