I just took a shower and powdered up. For those that were dying to know.

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WTF are you guys doing all day that makes you sweat & stink so bad?

I've never even heard of this shit.

Well I work for a living. Aside from that, I didn't start powdering until last summer. When it was 147 degrees every day. Since then, I've just decided that I enjoy having fresh, wintery testicles every day. Why not enjoy my short time on this planet with powdered coconuts? You know the old saying "There's no dick powder in heaven".

Crotch wasabi... that's just not right.

I thought this was a joke, but geez. I have and will never use anything like that. I've rarely had that problem, even living in FL. I don't really sweat that much anyway.

Every dude has ball cheese from time to time. I mean, you'll deodorize your armpits. Why not deodorize the giant armpit between your legs, that has a butthole and scrotum lurking around each bend?

According to Urban Dictionary...

"use blue to experience 1000 little gnomes with icy hands pounding the living daylights out of your boys"

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...Bond+Your+Boys

ROFL From that site's FAQ.

I think I have an STD, can powdering my balls make it go away?

No. Go to a doctor.

One of the testimonials from that site went something like "I sit in a cubicle all day in a crappy pleather chair. By the end of the day, the smell of my balls basically punches my girlfriend in the nose. Powdering my balls has been a godsend." lmao

Who doesn't like the smell of his own ball sweat?

ROFL

I said this earlier in the thread. The blue stuff is for your feet, which clearly have a higher pain threshold than your crotch.

I'd rather pack my junk in a snowball than use the blue again.

http://www.movieweb.com/video/HU27aa34RIQx53

Liquid heat on jock straps, featuring the late great John Goodman

ROFLROFL

I use the stuff...but only in my shoes in the summer time. :harumph:

Take a shower.

A shower makes your balls fresh. The powder keeps your balls fresh. It's like peanut butter & jelly. Shower & nut powder.

ROFL

This. It sounds like most of you need to open up your stance a little.

Try to take my Gold Bond from my cold dead hands.

To those of you who do not powder your balls,

Your balls secretly hate you.

This is just another de-manning of the man race although im sure some of you have been talcin up your sack for years now, any chick who's gettin down on my three piece mongoose is gonna woman up and enjoy that sweet salty savage sack taste, it shows commitment

Peyton Manning

If you want you woman to suck your dick regular like then you need do two things; shave as needed/wash the area everyday, and don't get married to her.

LMAO

Bought my ball powder today. My testicles thank you, gentlemen.

Conformer = weak

Read the ****ing name, dawg. I need the powder. I'd never heard of this shit before. GOD! Why are you always ****ing with me? I'll never talk about my ball powdering again you asshole.

Don't mind him, he's a Jags fan. You are in a safe place.

Just picked up some of the green stuff. It is time to embrace the big leagues.

ROFL:deevee:PBJ

Welcome to the club. I'll order you a red cap and a speedo.

Your balls will be so chilled that uraguayian rugby players will attempt to eat them.

I'll require a tangerine speedo. I am the talk of the town.

I DEFINITELY recommend the green bottle. It's a swirling wonderland of sparkling, white pleasure. Let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of confort and excitement as you have never felt before.

So I guess you could say it's cocaine for the crotch?

Trolololololololol

Come on now. Posting emotes doesn't make me a troll. I haven't trolled heavily for about 2 weeks now. Leave it alone.

Never had a need to.

You're one of those people who thinks their nuts don't stink?

Hell I can smell em across the interweb.

U a door to door nut powder salesman or something ROFL?

"Come here boys. Drop trow and just a little sprinkle to help freshen the day! BTW, You like popsicles?"

You weren't picking up what I was laying down. No big deal.

Lol, maybe I should be.

Got any.... rubber nipples?

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...mhg-ZPIWiAVNpQ

Call yourself Mr. Herbert and talk in the voice.

:facepalm: I've been trolled...:banghead:

;) we good. I like you in a ball powdering kind of way.

So, HOLY SHIT! This tic tac lasts a lot longer than expected. We'll see how it helps throughout the day. I'm pretty excited though. I can't stand having sweaty balls.

Ok came in to mock the damn ball powder and now I am looking up gold bond on amazon. Could it be true that I at 42 years of age had never thought of ball powder.

is that from Ren & Stimpy?

You have to ASK!?! :huh:

( Yes, it is... )

You'll be satisfied. The wintery Gold Bond angels work round the clock to ensure your apricots are dry and fresh all day long.

It's a life changing revelation. That's for sure. I have 3 kinds of Gold Bond now. The regular, yellow-orange bottle, for days that call for a mild ball dusting. The teal bottle, for days where I know I'll have to work in the heat. And of course the blue bottle, which is just for feet.

I find I use the teal bottle more often than anything else. Even on days where I don't do anything strenuous. Sometimes I just enjoy that feeling like I just teabagged a glacier.

No. I don't know if I just didn't use enough, apply it properly, or what. I sweat a lot. It'll be trial and error I guess.

I suggest keeping a small bottle with you. It's better to apply it at different times during the day, rather than just using a shitload all at once. DO NOT use too much at once. You'll feel like you raped Frosty the Snowman.

My job dictates that's not possible. However, things are going much more smoothly now that I've had some trial and error. My balls enjoy the feeling of raping Frosty. My boxers enjoy that as well throughout the day. My life has changed for the better. All because I now powder my balls. #Whodathunkit?

I thought it looked familar.

oh, and by the way....I use 100% pure cocaine on mine. That's how I roll

That's actually a pretty good way to get your balls sucked.

LMAO

just don't do it in the men's locker room after a work out.

Speaking of powder, the White Sox home opener just started and the grounds crew screwed up the batters-boxes so they're redoing them mid-game. WTF, have you ever seen something like this?

another good alternative is Glade carpet powder.

They should just make the batters boxes and 1st/3rd base lines out of ball powder. Then if the players need to freshen up their foul balls, it's right there for them.

I've gotten to where I just use the teal bottle. I gave up on the yellow. The teal does the same job but jack frost bj's everyday is to great to pass up.

Yes

I rub Copenhagen on mine, I want my balls chewed on, not sucked.

Thank gentlemen for such a informative and entertaining thread. I am going to get some Gold Bold powder and try it out. Working outside everyday does make ones hacky sack feel less than pleasant. Very curious to try this ball powder thing out.

Ladies and gents, welcome to the months of the year where Gold Bond is your best friend. You got yours prepared? I just bought 2 bottles myself and a sample size bottle for the car. In case I have an emergency nut situation I need to take care of.

All stocked up here.

I was thinking about this thread yesterday, as I was standing in 95 degree weather, in full nomex coveralls, next to hot refinery process pipes, how nice it would be to have some Gold Bond on my sweaty balls. I'm going to go pick some up, next week.

You'll be happy you did. I know this thread is funny, but it's legit too.

My twins were sweating, like a whore in church. I'm will to roll with it and see how it works. :thumb:

Tried this a few months ago after reading this thread. You guys are a life saver! I use the medicated gold bond and I actually enjoy that tingle. Can't believe I neglected the boys all this long.

First off, I LOVE the smell of my stank balls. But with my Lady in mind I think I may try it out and have her give me a her opinion on the pros and cons of this ball powder you guys love so much. Hopefully I can break it down from a woman's perspective so we can find out how the powder affects the hulk hip thrusts.

FYP

My twig and berries don't sweat no matter how hot it gets

I guess I'm a freak