:banghead:

Gee, thanks Phil.....I think. :hmmm:

ROFL

I was gonna go with "triples", but it is my 'nad we're talking about....

Wow. Will an intelligent person please say something thought provoking so I can recharge?

He may have needed it; I'd bet she's between 25-30 on the scale.....and I doubt I make over 90.

Whether you think you can, or you think you can't--you are right.

Heh heh - the best kind of humor.

I farted 30 IQ points last night.

Not you. Somebody like David. or Metrolike.

Sorry....I missed the "intelligent" part.

No kidding. Hey, umm, nothing personal, but I need you to either swallow or spit it into the toilet and flush, and just in case, I need to watch you rinse. Here ya go...

http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/38373/200.jpg

Hillariously entertaining threads. lmao

That being the case, all of us masterbators better be careful what happens to our spooges. A whole wave of female burglars might start breaking in to steal it and go for child support. ROFL

Because shes a woman....women cant even think without a man telling them what to do let alone do any type of job.....unless its washing dishes or making pie

WOW! I can't even begin to believe that came out of a woman's mouth! You actually think offering to pay for an abortion is the responsible thing? If the little bastard would have been repsonsible he would have kept his dick in his pants or at least thought of protection.

Takes two, she didn't get "knocked up" on her own. Now he should have to pay if the girl wants to keep the baby. The only thing he has control over is if he wants to see the kids or not.

This kind of reeruned $h!t is why the Ozarks has such a bad rep for being stupid!

:shake: I hope you're kidding. I've met some women who are pretty f'n brilliant.

East coast pansie-ass pussy-whipped hen-pecked light-in-your-loafers suck-up. Is that how ya'all git your women to suck your dick? :shake:

Real men, here in Jesusland.....unbuckle and pull down our pants, point to our dicks and say: "(In my best Iowanian impression) Yo wench....this dick ain't gonna suck itself, so after you get me a beer....come do your job."

Whatever works for you though, man.

;)

I can't get a read. He's one of the original morons on this thread: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...2&postcount=27

Speaking of surprise Pregnancy's. Yesterday my friend got a call on his cell: The girl said hey what's up, he said going to the gym and she said guess what I'm pregnant! Holy shit who is this my buddy said, she said is this Nick. He said hell no it's _____! She said oh sorry, wrong number.

LMAO

I think I've told the story about the woman my buddy was boffing....

She was the Administrator, so her account was something like this: Administrator@Supply@USMC

I created an account called Administator@Supply@USMC and told him a whole bunch of crazy stuff via email, including the "I'm pregnant" line. He didn't speak for the remainder of the day. ROFL

Your a very cruel bastard, but funny as hell!!! ROFL

Well, umm, obviously air and saliva are, err, highly toxic...

:hmmm: :shake:


For the second time in this thread, I say: Wow...

Or Menopause, I heard thats a Bitch.

Ya think :shrug:

I think "WhackoGirl" would be a more appropriate handle for her...

ROFLROFLROFL

Yep, barefoot and pregnant is no way to go through life.

In America we have brought this on ourselves. Women feel a "right of entitlement" after having any kind of sexual relations with a man. Alimony, palimony, child support you name it. Doesn't matter whether you were a scandelous predatorial bitch or not, hey they participated so your entitled.

After reading this all I can say is:

FEEL MY PAIN BROTHERS, FEEL MY PAIN.

If he can't convince her that Hurricanes aren't underground, I'm pretty sure he hasn't convinced her of much. I'll bet she learns most of her information from the senile old bastard who can't wipe his own butt or all the other jilted ex-wives in her NASCAR club.

Well, she didn't know about the Blue Laws here in Missouri, you know, the ones about men doing housework. And the one about the 75/25 split on the paycheck. But those are things she just didn't know about. As far as trying to change her mind on something ???? The ultimate excersise in futility.

We have 3 nasty divorces going on with clients now. Their assets are frozen and exposed to areas that are not good anymore and there is nothing they can do about it. I could go on and on about each one but it just makes me sick to hear this shit. How they keep from killing them is beyond me.

Hmmm? It just seems like the place to use this:

That kid must be one hell of a swimmer.

I nominate this for the most ignorant thought in a post award.

:shake: Are you really this stupid? Because if you really believe this then you are a ****ing reerun......:harumph: So glad to know you think your momma is a dumb bitch.

Waterboy voice on/ HEY, DON'T YOU BE TALKIN BOUT MY MAMMA!.

ROFL
Mind if I borrow that ?

This thread should be the first Ad used by the opponent and the Key reason, A woman should never be President.

I'd scroll this thread over every TV Screen in America, with She got the goldmine in the background, narrated by Shawn Kemp.

Well, the next time someone tells me that a woman can't get pregnant via oral sex, I'll use this article as proof that they are wrong.

Very clever way to soak a guy for some $$. I like Mr. Kotter's idea about hanging out with the rich ladies and trying to nab an egg for future use. Then go after her for child support using this case as a precedence.

Not all women are like this deceiving bitch..:harumph:

How true !!
















Some are even worse.

Have you stopped the bleeding from badgirl's beating yet?

Shiiaattt, I rule the roost around here. I'm the HMFIC. What I say goes.










I GOT TO GO NOW.

See guys, That's why you allways slap em in the back of the head after your done.