The 2nd hotel I stayed at was staffed by ninjas.

What's the best lazy river I could suck off Lew Dog at?

No I didn't go get a Kraft.

From where you're sitting right now, can you see an anime or manga reference?

Not right now but the train Inrode to the airport was Hello Kitty themed.

Have you had any impure thoughts about Japanese women since you landed?

Do you plan to eat any oddly flavored Kit Kat bars during your visit?

Did you eat at any American restaurants during your stay?

There are a ton of beautiful women in Japan. They dont do it often but when they tan it is spectacular

Would you live in Japan if you knew you could get an equivalent job to your current one (adjusted for cost of living)?

Why would I do that?

I honestly dont know the language anywhere near enough to live on Japan.

I am bringing some back.

Whenever I travel, I have to find a burger or pizza every few days. Maybe it's uncivilized, but I have to keep myself centered.

There sure are. It's really amazing.

Most beautiful women in the world based only on personal experience/preference (haven't spent significant time in Brazil or Columbia, but met a lot of beautiful women from both of those countries while living in Costa Rica):

1. Spain
2. Japan
3. Costa Rica (lot of experience with the Ticas, almost got hitched to a crazy one before she tried to knife me while I was sleeping)