Cold-Cocked her, huh?

Had he been giving her the warm cock instead this probably never happens.

Life Motto: Don't Cold-Cock a bitch, Warm-Cock her instead.

You forgot the "He."

Dang. 4 minutes too late.

I think this “have we signed this POS yet” is getting old and stale.

Boooo

The oldness and staleness on that joke is old and stale.

So let me get this right... Her story is that she showed up to HIS house and another woman attacked her (no provocation?) and then he joined in and assaulted her (without provocation?). So she went to his house and was just assaulted?

Ehhhhhhh... Something happened. I'm sure his and the other woman's story is a bit different.

It was just rough sex. /clay

You aren’t around many vaginas, are you? I’m not defending brook but the wife says nails hurt— what kinda rare fingers a poonanner with nails that in your words could get broken?!? SMH

Its a Jennifer Aniston line in Horrible Bosses. Don't get too worked up, amigo.

And you should probably spend s'more time around your old lady's vag if she's that quick to comment on fingering do's and don'ts? Knock the dust off it son.

Guilty until proven beyond a reasonable doubt. Run his name through the mud on every media outlet. Then, when it's proven to be a false accusation, nobody say a word and pretend the story never happened. Unless you're the KC Star or Jason Fatlock, then continue to harp on the guy based upon the false accusations you originally ran with.

Repaired

Damn two players in two days. Not good look for the NFL.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap300...arrest-warrant

Ol Fat Fingers flicked fon fa fumbs fown fon faccident, lol.

Sorry. Great post btw, lol.

Lol, I used to think there’s NO WAY I could function/live without getting a piece of ass on a regular basis?
Still kicking 18.5 years later. And I don’t even get the GOOD dreams, lol.