Based on the rules 5

Dis

3 following Rainman's guidelines. My high school sweetheart who found God after about 2.5 years then married another guy with the same first name as me, my 1st wife who died of CF almost 30 years ago and my common-law wife who I have been with for 22+ years now. I've "known" several more but it seems like I was always the nice guy who had lots of female friends but not very many of liked me "that way".

I've had more weiners in my mouth than Joey Chestnut

*at once

3

But I want moar

More small numbers than I'd have expected from this group of Casanova's with 12 inch johnsons...

3. About 6 months, about 9 months and now a hair over 20 years. Gotta catch 'em too young and stupid to know they could do better, gents.

Apart from the 2 girls I datet prior to my Junior Prom, this is pretty much a carbon copy of me. First date wasn't even the junior prom, though - it was the afterprom party for my junior prom because I had broken up with the girl prior to her a couple weeks previously and had been friendly with her for several months so I didn't want to try to force a short notice prom date (she was a soph so hadn't been making plans for it). Dated my Senior year, 4 years of college, 1 year of law school and then got married.

Casanovas with 12 inch johnsons don't have "girlfriends"

They have "encounters"

You misspelled "we"....

I can't believe all your stories about jacking off pigs don't have them knocking down your door

It's complicated because it was the late 60s and sometimes 2 or 3 at once was groovy. But based on the rules, I went with 6. I met my wife at 20 and have been with her since.

Yeah, shoulda read the OP before voting. I've only had 7 to 10 "girlfriends". Fortunately, I adhere to the CP definition....LOTS of conquests. BUT it really wasn't my fault.

I worked at Worlds of Fun for several years. Back then, lot's of "the popular" people did. Imagine 3000 seasonal employees, 1/2 of which were female and just out from under mommy and daddies thumb... Then College, then the restaurant industry. I regret very few......

If I’m holding her down and I remove my hand from her mouth and she doesn’t scream does that count as a girlfriend?


Also, what about the ones that wake up all droggie, a bad taste in their mouth and panties around their ankles?
(Asking for Hootie)

I said 4, but my main problem was I married 2 of them.

Do regular side pieces count?