Inmate dude must have a shovel in his trousers.

I went to school with his father. He was a scumbag too. That apple didn't fall far from the tree.

McDonald's was her undoing. She shouldn't ordered that Quarter Pounder with Evidence Meal.

Immediate induction into the CP HOF for using antifreeze

The burning AIDS tree in the livingroom must have been totally destroyed

Perp chick is wearing a Memory Book T-Shirt. That's a yearbook company that used to be in Sedalia. They're now owned by Josten's.

Sea hag

It's obviously MA'AM, Judge!

I'd go more along the lines of the cop from Fargo:

https://hackingcinema.files.wordpres...0&h=300&crop=1

LMAO

I was disappointed when they made Starbuck a chick on the newer BSG, but she did just fine.

Hon! Prowler needs a jump!

I had a good friend that worked in JCCF, and she was nearly beaten to death by one of the inmates there. Being a prison guard or "Correctional Facilities Officer" lol is about one of the shittiest jobs one could have. Pay is shit and you deal w/ the shittiest people this earth has to offer on a daily basis. I'll never forget how she looked when I visited her in the hospital. I'm just glad she's alive. She was beaten up really bad.

She is either a member in the CP or she read from this forum.

She was in the medical field. First she checked him for worms. Once worms were verified she tried to flush them out with an antifreeze flush (enema). Since this is Missouri the inmate she is having an affair with is obviously her cousin and uncle. Missouri up!!!!

I've been warning you guys about midgets for years. This chick is 4'/10". Coincidence? I don't think so.

Based upon her physical appearance, there's also the distinct possibility that she's a Chimera. Of all the horrors in this troubled, sad world, midget Chimeras have to be well positioned in the top 5.

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