I hate the kind where it's like you're peeing out of your butt and after several trips wiping becomes like the prison scene in American History X.

Explosive water shits are fun every now and then.

There's nothing like your own ass imitating an elephant's trunk spraying.

I came in here to post this. You could wipe till your ass was raw and it still wouldn't be clean. The explosive hot poops are a close second in my book though.

Not a big fan of the bowling ball poops either... but at least it feels good once you finally cross that"OH MY GOD I'm GOING TO DIE" moment.

I like it when you get the peak over, then you know you've taken a good shit. If it's clean that's a bonus.

As for bad shit I can't stand it when I take a sewer dump. You need courtesy flushes for those.

Which one is the one where it comes out at molten lava temps?

Gastroenteritis. I got this last year and it is the worst shit. By 13 miles. It lasted 6 weeks in a time of year when I spent 18 hours a day in the sprayer. Most of the time along way from any working shitter.

Goddamn that sucked. It was basically diarrhea that felt like it was getting my guts put through a wood chipper every time. 8 or so times a day.

So yeah, I chose diarrhea on the poll.

The ones that the Chiefs lay in the playoffs.

Ah man, the peanut butter shits.

All of the wiping makes my ass dry and sore. :(

I believe this is Hamas' first poo thread.

This is a pretty darned big day.


http://i.imgur.com/ZlT0Nd3.gif

Peanut butters.. I HATE spending twice as long wiping as I did unloading the awful cargo.

HOW MUCH TP DO I HAVE TO USE AND WHEN WILL THIS NIGHTMARE END :mad:

The forever wiper.

I seem to have a different category entirely... Acidic shits that burn the sphincter with the fury of a handful of Suns and just kinda clings to the nether region.

Probably related to my mentally impaired diet but you know, YOLO.