Sure - blow it by giving a serious answer.

I use a long piece and clean section between each tooth. I tend to either leave the food on the floss or spit it in the sink~

British joke...

That would be my real answer to the original question.

I fashion the food chunks & used (sometimes bloody) floss into friendship bracelets and give them away as Christmas gifts. Personal and original. I'm working a deal with HSN. Might have to hire an Asian company to make them overseas in order to keep up with demand.

I don't floss. I use a sonicare, and that seems to do a good enough job. Dentist always raves about how great my teeth look.

Collect them, freeze them for 10 years, analyze them, Profit

Brits floss their teeth with rope.

glad I'm not the only one.

people really floss?

We are only pretending we do in case our dentists read this thread.

I doubt real dentists have time to be on a site like this

LMAO...

I wipe it on my legs, figure the runoff of water and soap from my upper body will clean it off when I take a shower.

Dentistplanet.com

Dan's secretary can clean her teeth with an fire AIDS BRUSH